bobbydazzla

Comparing league positions from 15 and 25 years ago man. In 1995/96 we were 12 points clear in Jan and look how that turned out, Liverpool must be shitting it right now. It’s all ancient history. With the naked eye in 2024 it’s clear to see we haven’t been playing well for a sustained period of time. Our league position reflects this. Shoulda, woulda, coulda’s don’t put points on the board retrospectively. The swagger we had in 22/23 is long gone. We’re now sloppy at the back, struggling in midfield and lacking clinical finishing up top Given the stated ambition of our owners, either Eddie turns it round, or he gets the bullet.

Doff of the cap for the concrete pun

Latest Eddie quotes in The Athletic… “What is the single most important thing for a football club? Is it the stadium? Is it the team? Is it the turnover? It’s the people, investment in people. My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased xG by seventeen per cent, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young Greek goalie, second job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he went, ‘Mr. Howe, will you be the Godfather to my child?’. Didn’t happen in the end. We had to let him go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish”

We actually paid the world record fee for a goalie and he can’t even get in the starting 11

‘If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain'. Do you know which ‘philosopher’ said that? Dolly Parton.

Aye, but after the injury carnage of last season I was hoping to wipe the slate clean over the summer and see more of a 22/23 NUFC ethos this season But we’ve been properly honking

We’ve been playing shit since Aug, that’s not down to the competitiveness of the league, it’s down to us being shit. And us being shit for multiple games is down to the players and the management I like Eddie a lot and would give him a massive amount of leeway, but I can see with my own eyes that we’re shit in far too many games This isn’t a blip, it’s now become the norm

That was another woeful performance, same as most of the dross we've served up this season A point flatters us immensely, we were dog shit. Not a single shot on target against a bottom 3 side, holy smokes, that's an awful stat to reflect on Two windows without any progress in enhancing the squad + Howe's management going miles backwards = bad times on Tyneside Mid table mediocrity is our identity

me every time I looked at my screen

What brand of glue are our lot doing in the changing rooms before matches, cos it’s clearly trippy as fuck and I want some

My moneys on it being an innocuous season ender

If Wilson gets fit, Isak gets injured If Isak gets fit, Wilson gets injured Repeat ad nauseam

Can some stat nonce work out him many games we’ve played since Isak & Wilson have both been at NUFC and then work out how many of those games have had them both fit at the same time My guess is its under 30%

Anthony Fatterson

To the Massive Lads Fans You are the best team we’ve seen at our place this season, you deserved to win, your away following is the best we’ve ever seen, you are all proper good fighters and our firm were proper scared, we want you to get promoted. You’re the best team to play in red n white stripes. Can we be best red n white football fwends ? Blades fan in Peace (FTM)

HMS Piss the Leeyg Start of Nov End of Nov End of May

Nah, couple of score draws in amongst the nowts each and a loss

The sound of a thousand crisp packets swirling in the wind ?

Saudi Mags bribed the ref marra

Well the American investors can get to fuck I’d rather watch the local under 10’s play swarmball with jumpers for goalposts than some dogshit cheesy American version of the beautiful game Football has already been Americanised far too much and if they want to take it further into American sports territory they can fuck right off, the cunts

His music’s shite and nobody apart from Mags like him because the Saudis bought the Mags and he’s a fake Mag from North Shields which isn’t even Mag territory and his Mag accent is fake and my lasses aunties cousins mothers brothers cousins nanna used to know a dinner lady at John Spence High and she said he never even wore a Mag shirt to school marra. FTM.