bobbydazzla

Don’t let the facts get in the way of your feels

Steps have won a Brit award

On the flip side, being a credible journo doesn’t get you far when success in the industry is based on sensationalism, peddling lies and generating clicks

Why ?

Stays committed like being unfit to play on a Sunday afternoon because of injury then flying to Italy and being fully recovered from the injury on Thursday evening, playing a full game and scoring with a blasty. Is that the sort of commitment we’re taking about ?

Made available for current season ticket holders to purchase for friends or family and then if any are left over all members can try and get one via a ballot yeah ?

The only way Isak would have made us have better results this season is if he was a rock solid defensive Kaiser who would stop the rest of the team from making stupid fucking Chuckle Brothers mistakes week after week after week.

I thought he looked much happier playing for Italy than he does when playing for us. His body language looked more relaxed and the expressions on his kipper were much more positive. It was like seeing happy Sandro dancing in Dontino's when we're used to seeing unhappy Sandro working in Accounts Payable at Egger.

When I said defence I meant the team having the ability to stop the opposition from scoring at will. A team effort to be solid at the back.

I just want us to still have a decent defence like we had in 22/23. And then have built from there. But we’ve defaulted to the slapstick style of defending that I’ve know for the majority of my adult life. Is it too much to ask to have a Newcastle side who are capable of consistently keeping the spherical object out of the onion bag. If we’d built on our capabilities from 22/23 I think I’d be happier. I’m not unhappy. I’m just lacklustre. And I want them to sort the fucking membership scheme out and give us a fuckload more safe standing. Them two things are my biggest gripes. And to stop taking the piss with ticket prices. That’s a third gripe.

Loads of options that people can use to avoid presenting their opinions as if they’re facts, it just involves words like: maybe, possibly, perhaps, hope, presume, believe, could, should, likely, hopefully, presumably, suppose, doubt, suggest, anticipate, supposedly, unlikely. All easy to remember and deploy, in my opinion.

You’re basically describing 90% of the posters on here who comment about tactics and transfers

Is that a Chaucer quote ?

The kid in Dundee when he gets selected

Might want give Tonali’s mam a ring from the staff room and confirm that it’s definitely her signature on the sick note that Sandro handed in on Sunday morning

Not bad considering he was parked up outside the Job Bulman with a blue badge on his car dashboard on Sunday afternoon

I had a broken leg on Sunday, Took a plane home on Tuesday, We were kicking balls by Wednesday, And on Thursday I played and I scored, So I chilled till Monday

This is like when I told my nanna on a Friday morning that I had really bad diarrhoea and there was no way I could go to school and then I went to Wentworth Leisure Centre roller disco on the Saturday evening to skate round for 3 hours to 90’s rave bangers and ended up necking on with some scrotter from West Wylam behind Safeway

I made a song up in this thread earlier today and no one even noticed

Agree, he’s doing well for a lad that had a broken leg on Sunday morning