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Was Matt Slater getting his knickers in a twist when Ashley bought us and we went from being a competitive side to “scraping the bottom of the barrel in a hurry” ? No, thought not

New rule introduced that says clubs who are part owned by Brexit voting chemical nonces and have waterfalls in their stadium are temporarily exempt from PSR

Canny few empty seats there like Thousands of bairns have asked Santa for Jewks in their Xmas stockings so all the Nissan Massive Lads Fans elves are too busy working the backshift to go to the match

Other than the resistance from curmudgeonly ST holders who won’t relocate from “their” seat I don’t know why the club won’t expand safe standing to go right along the front of both Gallowgate and Leazers It’d cost very little and the benefit to the atmosphere would be massive

And do at least equivalent A-J sections at the Leazers too

Soon as the cease & desist letters got dished out to the ST’s in A the atmosphere nosedived, went from great to shite overnight Just emphasised how much difference standing up made

All of A stood and possibly some of B (the B nearer the goal). @Paully would know as B is his territory 22/23 was before the safe standing, so you also had the corner sections all unofficially stood up too

Front block of the Gallowgate at the East Stand side was unofficial standing in 22/23, was a class atmosphere and good mix of ages, plenty of U25’s Couple of games into the 23/24 season all the ST holders in there got a letter from the club telling them to sit down or lose their ST’s Watching football sat down is shit for atmosphere. Easiest way to suck the life out of a crowd is to have them sat down. People are far more likely to get involved if they’re standing up. Same happens at music gigs.

If you're a Newcastle fan who lives in Droylsden it wouldn't be great

Met one his sons a few years back, he’s called Shields

Smoking crack more likely

Bet you think Bambi’s mam would have been a very tasty venison burger

Peter Dury: If you were to ask me to name three brilliant football commentators, I probably wouldn't say Motson, Davies.….I'd go Chaucer, Shakespeare, Dickens, Milton

Glue doesn’t count as a drug

Never, ever, ever watch football with the sound on Stick the telly on mute and whack some decent tunes on

I’m not a gambling man, but I would have wagered my entire collection of vintage 1980’s jazz mags on the Mancs scoring early and Rashford being the scorer and have been supremely confident those jazz mags would still be in my possession at bedtime tonight

Same here Sports Direct paid £385,000 in 2018 and £1.1m in 2019 then £0 for 20-22 to plaster every available surface at SJP with their logo Was any other club in the top flight getting zero income for a massive amount of advertising space ? No, thought not Were the PL putting regulations in place to stop owners doing undervalued deals with APT’s that weren’t FMV ? No, thought not According to PL & cartel, getting paid at best next to nothing and at times absolutely nothing for a high value asset actually makes you more competitive. Whodathunkit ?

It’s getting fucking ridiculous now like The cartel are absolutely petrified of a well invested NUFC potentially pushing their snouts out of the trough and aren’t even trying to hide their intentions to retain the status quo With all this blatant financial handicapping being revealed so openly, it’s not a big jump to assume that on-field handicapping has been rife for years with refs and VAR instructed to look after the cartel’s interests

Or you just buy a dodgy stick and watch every game in the comfort of your own home

To the Massive Lads Fans, Best away side we’ve seen at the Den this season, you deserved to win, best support ever, our hooligan firm was shitting bricks as you have the hardest lads in the country Can we be special football fwends? Yours sincerely, Millwall fan in peace ps FTM pps Jimmy Hill is a cunt

If they’re 12 points clear at Xmas we’ll beat them 4-3 at Anfield with a last minute winner to destroy their title hopes and the 28 year redemption arc will be complete