bobbydazzla

Manchester Shitty

HMS Piss The Leeyg appears to be taking in some water

I think a decent reference point for the acoustics in the ground and how badly sound travels is whether you can hear the away fans when it’s a noisy away end And in the Gallowgate they’re barely audible And also the amount of post-match threads in here that talk about how the ground was silent, when Strawberry Corner never stopped singing for the entire game The lopsided design is shite for acoustics

I had a season ticket in the East Stand for one season and the bloke with verbal diarrhoea behind me was one of the best football managers and tacticians the world has ever seen. Far, far better than the likes of Pep Guardiola or Carlo Ancelloti I moved my ST away from him so never got to find out what happened next in his managerial career, but I’m sure he must have gone on to big things in the world of football He really was a genius, there can be no doubt about it

the one who does a lot of work for charidee but doesn’t like to talk about it

A northern lad from a working class family writing guitar music about a middle aged lady who he loved dearly passing away from cancer in an underfunded NHS palliative care home has just had that song go into the pop charts at No 4, sold out arenas all over UK & Europe, sold out US gigs, is headlining massive festivals and will sell out the Olympic Stadium in London And when not working he spends most of his spare time mooching around Shields with his pals from school, same as he did pre-fame. But aye, he’s a fake Geordie making shit music who doesn’t support Newcastle and is only popular because Saudi’s bought NUFC. They’re off their fucking lips on RTG

Come in here seeing there’s been a flurry of posting activity and expecting to see the architects blueprints for the new Sven Adult Books Magpie Megadome but end up reading a load of shite about Arsenal’s league campaigns in the early to mid naughties Some of youse need to get out more. A lot more.

Guns n Roses play the opening ceremony of the redeveloped Gateshead stadium

I’m in favour of anything stadium related that means the “pint at 35 mins, leave the ground at 80 mins” posse can be identified and persecuted Get DJ One-Dek to shout their names out over the tannoy during the game and the rest of us can all boo and point fingers at them At the very least it'll give Sean Longstaff some respite

Mitchell logged onto N-O looking for the Best MILF thread but accidentally stumbled into the Transfer thread and realised there’s several hundred posters on here that have a greater level of expertise than him and could identify players, value players, negotiate transfer fees, sign players and sell players better than he can And they can all do it whilst waxing lyrical about xG and pontificating over the tactical benefits of an inverted 10 versus an outverted 6

Should build a new stadium but also leave the current SJP in situ so middle aged blokes can go up there and sit in silence or grumble to themselves whilst avoiding the distress of going shopping with the wife. Let them carry on doing the same thing they’ve been doing for the last 20 years but without a football match spoiling their me time

They should do a fastest dancer competition on stage at Stack tonight and the punter that wins gets to decide where the new stadium gets built

Shola was talking through the plans whilst cycling and eating an apple

First thing we should do IF going back in for Guehi is tell that gobshite spiv fuckwit Parish to shut his cakehole

Adopts David Attenborough voice: And here we have a lesser spotted Callum Wilson, Latin name Strikerus Crockerus, in his natural habitat, a private Hospital, making his way from treatment table, to sofa and back again, a well trodden path for this species

Worth clarifying that if you’re getting a season ticket transferred to you rather than buying one in a resale, you don’t need to be a paid up member Just having a supporter account will do the trick

What did you expect wearing a gravy stained mag shirt when Norfolk is a heartland for Massive Lads Fans Well known that the Parsnip Farmer Casuals used to travel up to Roker Park in combine harvesters and battered the mag scruffs with pitch forks in the battle of Nissan Staff Car Park The PFC also refused to sell parsnips to Saudi after they bought the mags, cannit buy a parsnip anywhere in Jeddah marra

Don’t sweat it dude North Shields is Tyneside and Tyneside means Geordie Them daft cunts on RTG have barely got a brain cell between them, no point getting worked up about the insane ramblings of some dimwitted lunatics

The Wheatsheaf in Monkwearmouth when Gordon’s shot hits the net

It’s where I get all my football hipster snides from

Found a hair in my soup, waiter was a mag Stood in a dog turd, the mutt was a mag Train was delayed, driver was a mag Got a parking fine, checky was a mag Seagull shat on me, bird was a mag Got knob rot off a brass, hooker was a mag

They'll go out of their teeny tiny minds when Sam walks on stage to this for every show of the new tour

The faux outrage from those RTG dunces is hilarious. There’s even vids of Sam meeting Shearer ages before the takeover but apparently that means nowt This one properly tickled me. Poor Johnny Blue Hat, the quietest lad in rock n roll but RTG have him in their sights