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COME TO SEE ELANGA YOU’VE ONLY COME TO SEE ELANGA COME TO SEE ELLLLAAAAANGA YOU’VE ONLY COME TO SEE ELAAAANGA

£55 MILLION THO WORST SIGNING IN OUR HISTORY

Could say that of the majority of the games this season

Are we playing Everton again ?

Some would say the worst player to ever play for Newcastle ever in the history of Newcastle ever and he’s gone and scored a fucking goal in the Camp Nou KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMON

I’m not listening to this cunt, 123BPM techno DJ mix from a nightclub in Lithuania is going on the speakers

GLEN HODDLE CAN SUCK MY SWEATY PLUMS

GLEN HODDLE CAN SUCK MY SWEATY PLUMS

If you drive one of them fancy cars that parks itself, then the chances are that when you get in a car that doesn't park itself and try to squeeze into a parking space using your own skills you'll twat the bumpers off something and kerb the alloy wheels. Even if you used to decent at parking before the fancy self parking cars existed. Same applies to referees and lino's. Make the fuckers park their own cars.

War Climate change Evil governments Poverty Sexism Racism Lack of access to healthcare Child cruelty xG Michael McCintyre Coldplay (post-Parachutes) Mrs Browns Boys Sketchers trainers Speaker phones Social media I hate all of these things and if granted 15 wishes I would totally eradicate them all. However, I would happily allow all of them to continue unabated, if the trade off was that I could could have one wish granted and that was to eradicate the misspelling of "loser" as "looser".

Pass it round lads, 8-2 down, 5 mins left, we can do this

Garnacho cuts inside, shoots straight at keeper, keeeper catches then launches a throw up the left wing. Rinse and repeat. It’s like I’m watching scratched DVD.

I could give myself a better haircut than Cole Palmer if all I was allowed to use during the process was some Veet and a rusty spoon

Rosenior currently telling the dressing room that they can be as successful as him if they do what he does by getting up at 5am to read a different success manual every day before breakfast. And he’s showing them a photo of a big stack of all the success manuals he’s read. He’s changed his job title to Fractional Manager too

Do like to play with the ring or just admire it ?

Verbalise

The referee ya dafty

Do you like the play with balls or just admire them without touching ?

Bet Rosenior loves to “touch base” and “reach out” and “jump on a video call for a coffee chat”

Why in the name of Jumping Jehoshaphat did we sign Wissa when we could have had Eze scoring thunderbastads like that for us