bobbydazzla

Verbalise

The referee ya dafty

Do you like the play with balls or just admire them without touching ?

Bet Rosenior loves to “touch base” and “reach out” and “jump on a video call for a coffee chat”

Why in the name of Jumping Jehoshaphat did we sign Wissa when we could have had Eze scoring thunderbastads like that for us

Pleased for the City fans with their phones in front of their faces that got that all important video footage of their own player being sent off after conceding a pelanty that probably ends their involvement in the CL

Fucking love how UEFA won’t allow them eye melting jumbo LED’s at the Eithad. Can take off my welders mask Still fucking hate any LED’s tho

Mboppe

There's a slope on the pitch, it drops down towards the Gallowgate

All Premier League football clubs are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Could he score goals on a cold rainy night in Stoke though

I once had an experience like that with a group of 11 men in St Mary’s Lighthouse car park

Shite, only bothers his arse if he thinks he’s in the shop window

FUCKING JACK FUCKING COLBACK IN THE FUCKING AWAY END

I really need to get some new tires for my car but I haven’t got a clue which brand to buy

Chelsea players passing that note around like the lasses in my class at school circa 1991 after I’d just come back from a month in Spain with white blonde curtains

Goals conceded 76+ minutes stat 76 Why 76 Seventy fucking six Why

I think shite is the operative word