bobbydazzla

Hahahahhahaha. That’s a proper crease. No VAR so we get stitched up by a shocking blind Lino who misses a clear offside within 15 mins. What a hoot.

Is there fuck. Praise the Lord almighty. A proper game of football that can be lived in the moment. Drink in that sweet sweet nectar

BATTER THESE FLASHY LIGHT PYRO DAFT CUNTS

PYRO CAN GET TO FUCK LOOK AT THAT SHITE RAAAAAAZMATTTTAZZZZZZ UP YA FUCKING CUNT

Aye but there’s no VAR so every cloud and that

Not sure why Howe hasn’t considered it yet

4-3-2-2 ?

As big as a bread bin

“Hasn’t won a single game without him” might be a fact but Bruno’s only missed about 10 games in 4 seasons and we drew half of them ya galoot. “Eddie’s lost about 5 games in 4 seasons when Bruno hasn’t been playing” doesn’t quite have the same Chicken Little pant pissing effect does it.

Least we won’t have to listen to DJ Onedek do his cringe as fuck Brooooohno again this season

Remember that England game that got played there, that was a racists wet dream

Worst season ever

Tonali ain’t doing fuck all with a right foot boot on his left foot ya dafty

Yes, it could.

wOrSt pLAYa tHATs EvA wOrN ToON ShIrT aN WiLL aLwAYs BE sHiTe. SiMpLe aS.

I hope to fucking god and all that is holy that you’re not ringing the Nonces Anonymous support helpline

My energy will be going into the right place as soon as my lass gets back from her late night Zumba class

Talent on here ⬇️

Daft cunt would be wanking about how many punches he should have landed based on number of punches thrown but then I’d just twat the cunt with my nunchucks

I’d sack Stat Nonce Suds before I sacked Eddie

I can guarantee you that is absolute bollocks. DM me if you want to know why, I’m more than happy to explain to you why I know for an absolute fact that what you’re saying is utter shite.

Which is absolutely fine, you need to know a ballpark they’re willing to offer and they need to know a ballpark you’re willing to accept. People just need ask each other and if either side is unwilling to say then walk away.