bobbydazzla

Tindall and the back room staff in Jesmond. At first glance I thought it was a reunion for a 90's boy band

Sounds like you're casing the joint to me

That NetJet from East Midlands just caused some movement in my y-fronts

I'll do it for you instead: Todays the day. Lots happening. Keep the faith lads.

For me this is a transitional season, am just going to enjoy the ride and try to remain pragmatic rather than getting het up, even if last night felt like a kick in the knackers. Theoretically we’ve not got the squad to compete with the top teams yet, but even with a weakened side we went toe to toe with the scousers and gave Man City a proper game when they’re blowing most other teams off the pitch. The transformation so far is out of this world and it’s only just the start. We’ve got a great manager, players giving their all and outstanding team spirit. I love it. I’ve got my club back.

We were far too skint to sign him But we can sign him in a heartbeat now That’s the thing with Isak He scores at every ground So he can smash it past your keeper Leave him spent with nowt to offer He scores the goals that hurt you He scores them like they’re nothing Alexsander Isaaaaaaaaaaak, wohhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sign me up for an Ivor Novello, a Brit award and a motherfucking Grammy right now

Whatever happens it’s just reassuring to know we’ve got a team of talented industry experts leading our acquisitions and disposals, I’ll put my trust in them to make the right decisions on how much to spend, who to recruit and why. It’s the polar opposite to the previous regime.

We smash our club record signing, Sam's St James Park gigs are happening AND their manager gets poached off Stoke. Oh my days. It's feasible that the fewm on Wearside could be so powerful that their minging little city actually takes off and leaves the atmosphere.

He's been trying to line it up for a year or so, that's for sure Was always going to be harder to get an agreement under the previous regime after he called Ashley a "zero hour contract cunt" or something similar to that. Ashley was very pissed off.

Obviousthly errrrr…..I might get mesel……obviousthly errrrr…….a packet of Percy Pigs……obviousthly errrr……for a little treat……obviousthly errrr…..on the drive home…….obviousthly errrrr…..

Watched it on holiday in a Spanish bar, mainly City fans and some Leeds stragglers. Both groups were positive about us and what Howe’s achieving with that squad. They were impressed by the quality of football we played. City fans said it’s rare a team goes after them the way we did, they were shocked by how up for it we were and there was plenty of panic when we scored the 3rd. Ended up getting mortal, gatecrashed the mini disco, tried to play basketball with some local yoots, got chased off a chihuahua, drew a knob in the dust on a car windscreen and am sweating like a bastard today. My kids are taking the piss out of me.

Never thought I’d gobble a mouthful of spunk after a 3-3 draw at home, but today it happened

Netjets

Breaking news #NUFC. Sources close to the club say Man City are planning an audacious 3 nil win over Newcastle. Final details still to be ironed out but both clubs aim to have the situation concluded later today Is how these journo / ITK Twatter cunts present such speculation

Neville, what a whinging cunt he is

SHIT THE BED I’M DROWNING IN MY OWN SPUNK HERE

Cunt

Plane Spotter Thread Motto: Better to be following planes, than to be followed by Dark Justice

Anyone know if Paqueta is into fresh water fishing ?

Anyone questioning the value of the sleuth work carried out by the aeroverts in this here Plane Spotting thread should get an instant ban from the forum. It's as offensive as wandering into the Vatican and asking if God exists. Can Admin prepare the launch codes for the ban hammer please.

Bed Wetter - Calm Nice 90’s footage of Tynemouth too

Some would say you’ve missed a C before the Q