bobbydazzla

Don’t shoot the messenger but this is proper ITK info. Someone I’m pals with who has strong connections to the back room staff has told me that Howe picks lines ups just to see how many people will shit their pants on here and piss and moan about our abject performance before the game even kicks off. Howe loves it. Sometimes he even has a little tug whilst reading the posts.

Why’s Tonali doing a David Brent pose ?

That’s an OK looking bench.

Think we'll concede a few unless Pope plays more centrally. And is having the outfield players stacked on the right a tactic based on the blustery wind and 30mph gusts coming from the East tonight ? If so, I like it.

The question you should ask yourself, as you take a long hard look in the mirror, is “why do Ramsdale’s stats matter to me so much, how come my life is so unfulfilled?” Then rail a massive line of bugle off the mirror and go out and have real fun with real people in real nite spots.

A major blow for the N-O Society of Stat Nonces & Virgins. Will they ever recover from such devastating news ? Anything that reduces the Football Stat Twat Dunning-Kreuger effect and minimises the double-burden of incompetence, is a good thing in my book.

Soggy biscuit

Why’s some cunt playing for Spurs in mismatched boots

We’ve still beaten them though

Rumour is that he was unhappy about the pedestrianisation of the city centre

My wriggler has gone inverted simply because I started thinking about how freezing fucking cold it looks in the stands in northern Norway tonight

Pep will be feline the pressure

Eddie only wants players with PL experience Disclaimer: Eddie Howe has successfully integrated loads of non-PL players into his NUFC squad

Fucking rights he was “extended”

Premier League football is replicating American sports where it's all about predetermined "plays" that are coached and drilled into players like pop stars learning dance routines for their stage shows. It's absolutely fucking awful to watch.

I went to watch Vasco v Flamengo at the Maracana. One of the fiercest rivalries in Brasil. You can drink cans of peeve in your seats and I got absolutely blootered. The Flamengo samba band was ace and I don't think they'd ever seen a European who could dance as fast as I can. Nothing else to add.

I reckon if he did he'd come back with a full head of hair.

Makes a change from the usual dogshit articles in the Chronicle featuring news from Turkey with a pic of some sour faced nanna who wants compensation from TUI because her all inclusive hotel in Bodrum didn't have Carling on tap.

Just stick him in goal, if he has a whinge about it then he's not the sort of player we want here.

When I've been a parent of a new born I was so physically and mentally spangled that I couldn't even tie my own shoelaces and would regularly go to work with my underpants on back to front.

Anderson has done really well when he’s played for other clubs, but never made much impact at NUFC. What makes people think he’d come back and buck that trend. Some home town lads just aren’t destined to be a home town hero.

Can I just say one really important thing. Cycling commentator Carlton Kirby is an absolute cunt. I think I hate him more than I hate anyone else on telly. My 5 x biggest cunts on telly, with worst at the top: Carlton Kirby Michael McIntyre David Wicks Ian Beale Gripper Stebson

Also, using “a” before a plural.