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George Graham’s Arsenal won fuckloads of silverware with a negative xG They actually scored more goals than they created chances Bet that melts the statto’s brains

I had an xG of 0.87 on a night out last night, chatted up loads of lasses but they all fobbed me off cos I’m a nerd and I went home alone for a Pot Noodle and a wank My pal had an xG of 0.04 but was balls deep all night in a Raleigh Burner, she was a proppa glamma thing So I win yeah ?

They’re bad, they’re bad, they’re really really bad Shaaaaamone

Is it feasible that the xG on Foden’s shot was so high that it left the atmosphere?

Agreed. The club could approach it In simple terms: If you want to stand and sing we’ve set up areas in a number of stands so go here, here, or there. If you want to sit and don’t fancy singing you’re catered for too, just go here, here, or there If you want to slag the players off like a miserable cunt get yourself to Sunderland where’ll you’ll be in like minded company and can choose from thousands of empty seats

Shite weather doesn’t explain why season ticket holders turn up only wanting to vent anger at our players As soon as the whistle blows they’re slagging and complaining Last 2 games I’ve had exactly that same experience in Gallowgate middle and Leazes lower

Not blaming them for the shite atmosphere but two middle aged blokes brought their freshly poured pints with them at kick off, fully expecting to be able to slurp from their seats Must never have been in the stands at football before

Our lot will happily stand before the game and at half time, but woe betide anyone who tries to stand once the ref blows his whistle

Was in Gallowgate middle for Luton and it was rancid Leazes lower today, absolute dogshit Gallowgate West Corner was decent for the 2 games I’ve been there this season Leazes West Corner was decent against Milan Milburn Paddocks, dogshit Strawberry Corner, the promised land

I had 2 seasons in there 20 year ago and wanted to kill the master tactician manager in the seat behind me, so I moved before it got fatal He’s probably still sat there, outsmarting Pep Guardiola from the stands

I’ve got an IPhone, need to be beyond Sandyford to stand any chance of getting a signal on match day

Ok. I’ll allow pies. But nowt else.

Samsung on 3G mode is the trick for phone signal apparently 1-1 against Milan, 10 mins to play, I look down and the woman in the row in front is sat scrolling though pictures of her mates Xmas trees on Facey B and checking the Irish lottery results Waste of a ticket, both lottery and match

Aye, it’s definitely not new. That’s the major problem, these fuckers have been going for years and years and the club has moved on but they haven’t Through bad times and now the good, the miserable and disinterested have been sat there In “their” seat, pouring scorn from the minute the match kicks off

Food should be banned in the stadium We have a plethora of restaurants, takeaways & food shops within 5 mins of SJP for pre / post match scran If someone can’t last for 2 hrs without filling their face full of bait then they’re a wrongin in my book

Noisiest and most positive fan around me today was about 7 year old Last season I was always in same section, I had mates nearby, I got to know people around me, we all enjoyed standing and making a racket, it was class. This season I’ve had some dire experiences, it’s actually depressing being around these miserable twats and the disinterested arsewipes playing on their phones I don’t expect everyone to want to stand and sing, but to turn up with the sole intention of slagging our own players off, or to be sat scrolling Facebook when it’s 1-1 against Milan with 10 mins left. What’s the fucking point in these people being there ?

I think for many season ticket holders it’s a case of familiarity breeds contempt I’ve had the same experience in all 4 stands over the last couple of seasons. Season ticket holders just turning up out of habit to piss and moan throughout the match. They take no joy from being in the ground. They could do with a break, for their own sanity. Either to allow them to remember what it is they enjoy about being at the match, or to accept that they don’t actually enjoy it and find something better to do. It’s a depressing situation really, miserable negative people clinging on to their tickets just for the sake of it.

There’s a large group of season ticket holders who would benefit from having their tickets taken off them, even if just temporarily, as the enforced absence might rekindle some enjoyment from going to games Posted this in the match thread but will stick in here too Special mention to the season ticket holder I had the pleasure of being next to, what an afternoon they had: Turn up at 3.05 Call Longstaff a useless ginger twat for 30 mins Go for a pint on 35 mins Come back 5 mins into half time Call Longstaff a useless ginger twat for 30 mins Say “I’ve had enough of this” and leave on 80 mins The loyalest football supporters the world has ever had

Decent result. Freezing cold and soaking wet but 3 points, 3 goals and a clean sheet. Onwards and upwards. Special mention to the season ticket holder I had the pleasure of being next to, what an afternoon they had: Turn up at 3.05 Call Longstaff a useless ginger twat for 30 mins Go for a pint on 35 mins Come back 5 mins into half time Call Longstaff a useless ginger twat for 30 mins Say “I’ve had enough of this” and leave on 80 mins The loyalest football supporters the world has ever had

Assistant to the Head of First Team Recruitment

Yes, let’s talk about why that is definitely not a monopoly and why it’s actually an oligopoly

FUCK RIGHT OFF TO THE POWER OF INFINITY AND THE SQUARE ROUTE OF CUNT

Actual footage of Jack Clarke blowing away any chance of the Makems reaching the Play Offs