bobbydazzla

Not at all. That's 100% wasn't my point I'm just trying to make people actually stop and think about how many variables have to align to make a transfer actually happen

Pure speculation Maybe he went to Saudi because he's obsessed with learning how to drive dune buggies

You can add: F) their clubs are willing to sell them G) they have no other clubs who are courting their signature that might be more attractive to them than NUFC H) want to come and live in North East England I) want to join a club that's only in it's 3rd year of trying to re-establish itself after 14 years of malaise

That’s incorrect It SLAMS SHUT

107% agree And if we don’t sign a RW and a CB today then I’m also going to stop referring to myself a Geordie This window has been both a travesty for NUFC and a disgrace to our regional identity. I feel ashamed to be from the area I’m also going to make an appointment for the laser removal of my Tyne Bridge tattoo

Look at the tail decals on that plane

Compulsive liars on the Twatter

If we were actually in for him (which I don't think was ever confirmed), maybe he didn't want to sign for us Just because I fancy Michelle Collins and DM her on Insta to see if she wants to go on a date doesn't mean we'll end up sat in The Gunner with a pint of John Smiths each and a packet of ribbed Durex in her purse

0 out of 3. Applying for 2 x tickets in general stadium It's a good job I'm absolutely fucking mega skilled at getting my tickets in the members sale and resale isn't it Or maybe that's why I never get given owt from the ballot. I've been black balled by the ballot for being too talented and having an F5'ing technique that's more rapid than the large hadron collider

Any update on us trying to sign Ryan Giggs ?

I’d go M6 then A69, with a stop off in Haltwhistle for a few laps of the outdoor pool

Can’t wait to play a regen of Brazil’s 1982 side at the Maracana in the next round me like

Whoopsie

hE’s mEXIcaN m8

It's on Twatter so it's about as reliable as.....

It's been like that since the window opened man Journo or some bullshit merchant fake ITK posts some transfer bollocks on the Twatter for clicks n giggles This place assumes transfer bollocks posted by journo or bullshit merchant fake ITK is gospel and expects signing to happen right away Jack27 starts a fred Posters argue with each other over player stats, price, FFP, wages, better alternatives we could sign in that position, why we're not signing a right winger Nothing actually happens as it was always a bollocks transfer story, this place has a collective massive nervous breakdown Journo gets a boost to his Twatter stats, keeps his gaffer happy. Bullshit merchant ITK says their usually watertight sauce has mislead them Repeat ad nauseum until the transfer window SLAMS SHUT

was a last 15 mins stat

I’ve reached the vineguehi strokes stage Ticker appear at the top of N-O and I’ll blow my beans alllllawwwwwwa

Twats being twats on the Twatter Can’t really expect anything else from that putrid cess pit