bobbydazzla

I do have some sympathy for people who aren't at the match most weeks because deciphering our songbook is tricky even for the most cunning linguists The speed at which we race through most tunes means working out the words is a nightmare Was in the away end at Fulham and hearing the new Tonali song being belted out all game but it wasn't till the closing minutes of the match that we deciphered the "midfieldmaestrofrommilano" Singing terrace chants should be like being at a swingers party. Take it slow, don't blow your beans in a nanosecond, give others the opportunity to join in

El Twatico

Harsh on his lass that like, no need to be mean about her

Froggy’s got his strongest rod out and is dangling a juicy maggot again, the little menace

Go and get the guitar

You’ve been gone too long

Jack Clarke man of the match

Wonder if Real will get beyond the vinegar strokes this time

I know, was in there every game last season Ballot kiboshed that though

best part of the ground by miles. like being at a different game compared to most other parts of the stadium

exactly what I thought not been in upper tiers of Gallowgate for years and it was awful today. some season ticket holders in there that need to give themselves a shake

Lads next to me just bitched and moaned for entire 90mins There’s a section of our support who take more pleasure from slagging the team off than they do from being positive Not everyone wants to turn up and sing and go daft, I get that. But why bother going if all you want to do is whinge like a toddler who’s been told they’re not allowed to watch another episode of Peppa Pig before bath time

What sort of cunt wears a jesters hat

If you're a gobshite making up transfer lies for clicks, at least make the lie about a position that NUFC actually need A £50m CB when we've got 0 fit strikers, a threadbare midfield and are hamstrung by FFP Chinny reckon

By my calculations: Isak’s missed 7 games out of 31 (22%) Wilson’s missed 12 games out of 31 (39%) Bit of a problem when you’ve only got two senior strikers in the squad

Seedy little men with seedy little jokes

Mic this dude up and I'm all for it. The other 99.9% of refs can get to fuck though.

Joining forces to prove a point, possibly. Short term pain for longer term gain. NUFC is a high profile new asset that PIF are trying to build, but the PL won't let them invest. So to increase the pressure for FFP reform PIF lock down any transfer activity in SA too

They could collect the millions and billions of crisp packets and placky bags from their pitch and use them as a display Circular economy innit

The football world needs to be less like Lawrence Logic and more like Billy The Fish

Specific mention at the end about FPP preventing NUFC from spending and therefore competing https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68129211

VAR, Stats, FPP and LED advertising boards are parts of the modern game that need reining in. They've gone past the point of curiosity and into something far more demoralising Football is about passion, bias, irrational love, irrational hatred, a little bit of spunk dribbling into the y-fronts when we score a last minute winner, drowning sorrows with our comrades when we lose to those scouse wankers again It's not about 1mm of a boot being ahead of the defenders leg in a VAR review, selling academy talent to balance the books, having hair loss clinics flashed at you every 2 minutes or obsessing over player data numbers that only a scout or performance analyst actually needs to be arsed about

I can't enjoy us winning these days because I find myself worrying if our xG is poor and Bruno's heat map shows he was playing as a false 8, pivoting with a 6 and his pass accuracy was lower than anticipated given the %'s achieved by his peer group from all top flight clubs across Europe I know we won at Fulham, but in my opinion most of the stats show it was technically a loss. So I didn't celebrate and spent all day yesterday poring over my spreadsheets with a furrowed brow.