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I heard very similar at the weekend, info was from a friend of a friend who knows Trippier "we're just moving house, not breaking up or moving clubs" is the message the family are putting out there if asked

Am sure there's people who have ST's and think that the seat actually belongs to them, so why should they let someone else have it

Early to mid 00’s there was a bloke in the Gallowgate who would do “dodddddddddgy keeeeeeeeepah” solo and his voice was louder than a space shuttle taking off from Cape Canaveral It was a crease

Not having that at all Listening to Clive Tyldesley commentating on his beloved Man Utd is worse than listening to your mam and dad vigorously skuttling when they’ve got home drunk from the pub whilst you’re sat in your bedroom quietly doing some late night maths homework

I wanted Schar to score his pelanty I don’t have any emotion watching England. Other than cringing at the state of some of the fans in their fancy dress outfits and patriotic pomp If England win a trophy it’d be OK, if they don’t I’m not arsed If Schar asked me out on a date I’d say yes. And I’ve never even kissed another man before

Pull ya maddest cowie face

Castore now have the Umbro licence, since March 2024

Is it feasible that some of the private planes going in and out of Newcastle airport flew so high that they left the atmosphere?

Lads and lasses, as our depressing trip down PTSD memory lane comes to a close, I'll leave you with some words which I think sums up the last few pages perfectly, I hereby present to you the lyrics of Mr Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it But I probably will Yeah, just sitting back, trying to recapture A little of the glory, yeah Well time slips away and leaves you with nothing, mister But boring stories of Glory days, Yeah they'll pass you by, Glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye

I'd largely agree with that. I always look at Asprilla coming in as the turning point. Cult figure and great player, but we didn't need a maverick striker, we needed to keep clean sheets and let our existing strikers do what they did best. I watched something recently where one of the 1996 Liverpool players was discussing the 4-3 and they said that it was drilled in to them that Newcastle's fragility at the back meant we were very beatable. Especially once pressure began to build. The PTSD from 1996 is still so strong. I was 18, going out on the hoy, doing plenty of skuttling, driving a car, looking forward to moving to a new city for Uni. In principle life was class. But I was devasted inside, emotionally traumatised by our capitulation. And being at school with a few glory seeking Tyne Valley Man Utd fans was the shitty icing on a dog turd cake.

Wonder if he’ll find it easier to learn to speak Arabic than he did Geordie

Those stat nerds were totally wasting their own time by doing that analysis like Even a mole who’d been blasted in the face with pepper spray could see that MDubz was absolutely gash and cost us shitloads of points

Thems were the good ole days, 10 points clear at Christmas, so far ahead of the pack that the engraver was already etching our name onto the trophy to save himself a job in May

Clicks n Giggles for the next few days at Daily Mail HQ as Hopey drops a bullshit "bombshell" article that actually says fuck all Smart money says Hopey was falling short of his Twatter Engagement KPI for June and needed to come up with a tall tale "exclusive" to avoid a tense meeting with his gaffer and HR

Future generations would much rather admire the historical importance of a massive state art of the world class stadium than a boring old Georgian terrace It’s just a load of sandstone blocks man Once it’s been bulldozed and replaced by the Magpie Megadome no one will remember Leazers Terrace If brick nonces want to jizz over Georgian architecture they can stand on Grey Street and tug themselves daft

Isn’t the west facing side of Leazers Terrace student accommodation anyhow Preserving a grand old building so a load of workshy dossers can sit round smoking doobies and watching Loose Women on telly every day Fuck em. Get on the phone to Thompson’s of Prudhoe and flatten the bastard

You forgot that he’s cancelled working from home and as a result loads of people were shitcanned from their jobs

But she still follows MC Tazo

It's the same as his approach to business He buys failing or bankrupt brands at rock bottom prices and tries to sweat every penny from them, usually by cutting investment, quality and customer service to the absolute minimum then going after volume sales Am struggling to think of any examples of where he's bought something good or new, then made it even better He's a vulture who feeds on carcasses

And he looks like a daft cunt who can’t even use BCC You reckon the very toppermost of the poppermost football clubs are looking at Ashworth and thinking “oooh yeah, there’s a smart operator who we should entice from Man Utd in the future” He’s been shown up as an untrustworthy dunce who can’t even send confidential emails correctly 2 years of gardening leave since 2022 will look shitty on his CV too. Talk us through your achievements in the foootball world in the last couple of years please Dan ? Ermmmmmmm. None. But my greenhouse is entirely free of aphids and I highly recommend Ineos weedkiller

Mags in toon shirts at airport = pathetic scum MLF’s in sunlun shirts at airport = brave freedom fighters

Their “wearing a Newcastle top in Sunderland” thread is a crease. It reads like a Bob Mortimer comedy sketch… Intense debate about the percentage of people in Birtley who wear a Toon shirt Disbelief that a toon shirt was spotted in Hetton Threats of retribution after a 50 year old mag had words with a 10 year old lass wearing a Sunlun training kit Frenzied outrage that a dad with his family at Roker beach had his top off and NUFC tattoos on display Rapture that a massive lads fan got on the metro at Central in an SAFC tracksuit top