bobbydazzla

I never said you had to agree with my opinion. Variety is the spice of life. And if commentators don’t affect your world, why you squabbling on an internet forum with someone like me, whose world they do affect because I think they’re absolutely shite. And if you really want to twist my melon, tell me you like Carlton Kirby. Then there’ll be proper ructions.

I hated Tyldesley because of his massive bias towards his beloved Man Utd, but Neville holding a mic whilst wanking himself daft over the only club he ever played for makes even Tyldesley seem bearable.

If someone thinks something is shite, it’s fine to say it’s shite and explain why they think it’s shite. And substandard commentary with highly bias co-comms is definitely shite. If everybody ignored everything they considered unacceptable and just got on with their lives sucking up the shite being dished out, then the Nazi’s would have taken over the world.

Coisty’s fucking shite, tried listening to the cunt cos people rate him but all that faux matey bantz with “Fletch” is just pure cringe. How Coisty managed to get balls deep in peak era Patsy Kensit, I’ll never understand.

For at least 25 years the teams that did long throws and relied on set pieces for goals had the piss ripped out of the them for being shit at football. Now the pendulum has swung and it’s considered the epitome of the successful modern team. It’s fucking rank. Add in VAR, PSR, Ballots, Bots, sky high ticket prices, shit kick off times yadda yadda yadda and the game has become a toxic soup.

That’s a stick in the spokes of all the “but Villa are doing it loads better than us with the same restrictions as us” posters on here. Football’s a funny owld game.

I don't usually do sloppy seconds, but I judge every case by its individual merits, so...we'll cross that river when we come to it

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ?

Turtally agree with you.

It’s fucking shite. I can’t even listen to commentators anymore, I just put music on and watch the game on mute. They offer very little useful insight even at the best of times and the modern phenomenon of a former one-club player jizzing in his kegs / whinging his arse off because his beloved team is winning / losing is aural Ebola.

@Rod Michelle loves a tough guy.

Nope, nothing else needed. Now I have some context, that table you showed is fine. It deals with reality and actual goals and results away from home, not predictive stats mumbo jumbo. You just didn’t give any context about what the chart meant. It was left up to the reader to try and figure out what the actual fuck it was on about.

What in the name of actual fuck am I looking at here like ? It’s not the league table, I know that much for sure.

Apologies in advance for being a pedant, buts it’s lose not loose. I’ve got a proper emotional trigger for people spelling lose wrong. Some would say that it makes me a loser.

If we cannot, which means teams don’t want to buy our players, what are we supposed to do about that? Yellow sticker and lob them in the whoopsie aisle?

We’re not playing PSG on Weds tho

Not felt this flat since me and the missus were planning to do a Paul Daniels & Debbie Magee cosplay night but when the big day arrived one of the kids got the norovirus

Ich bin ein kartoffel ! Wo ist der banhoff! Ich liebe gehn leder unterhosen! Guten abend meine friend

Granda’s of yesteryear wore football shirts with laces in the collar. Or V necks. Or if they had buttons on their shirt they had flappy collars too. They wore mandarin collar shirts when mooching about in their suits day to day, smoking filterless Capstans and drinking foaming pints of nut brown ale, not playing football.

Our 95/96 strips got called “grandad shirt” because they had a grandad collar ya massive doylem

They’ve spelt Schar wrong, fucking morons

And that too They’ve stolen the name of a great animal.

I fucking hate Wolves. Not in a rivalry way. I just fucking hate everything they are. Shite ground Shite pyro Shite double sized LED boards Shite colour kit Shite kit manufacturer Shite players Shite name for a football club

Nice. I was just down Longsands earlier too but didn’t spot you and your towel