bobbydazzla

This is dogshit We’re getting absolutely bummed I was expecting a defeat but this is rancid

Think it's important to remember that Snakey Dan was one the most highly prized DoF's in the UK and was still willing to sign up when were in a relegation battle season We're now going back out to market for a DoF as a club in a very different situation. We can talk about our improved infrastructure, big name sponsors, high profile signings and a taste of CL football and cup finals, for starters

Just been on Talksport that we've proposed a deal to Chemical Jim Twatcliffe £15m cash in used £20's and Ashworth can join Man Utd as soon as he finished single-handedly moving Leazers Terrace to Beamish, brick by brick

These things happen with senior level recruitment, particularly when you've got new owners doing a massive turnaround on what was a moribund NUFC. There could be many perfectly acceptable reasons why it hasn't worked out for Ashworth here. And added to that, DoF at Man Utd is without question a bigger job. But it's the way Ashworth has handled his exit that shows that he's definitely a snidey little cunt. His move was leaked for weeks and then he's finally resigned hoping he can just null and void the clauses in his contract. And now his potential new boss is having a toddler tantrum all over the press about how unfair it is Ashworth can't just null and void the clauses in his contract. What a pair of snidey cunts.

It'd be like if Ashley had sold 30% of NUFC to that wankstain who owns Wetherspoons

I like to sit at home in front of my laptop and master bake

You're guaranteed to get into every game. Yes, you've experienced the frustration of the ballot, resale etc. But you're helping others. If you fail, you still get to go the game. Your opinion about the Ballot counts, but I'd argue less so than people who are just Members. And many of them would bite your hand off for a Season Ticket. You're basically saying. I've got my big cake and I get to eat a new piece every week. But I also want to have a say in how others who can't have a full cake get to bake their weekly slice of cake and eat it, because I know some people who like eating slices of cake and I sometimes help them to bake their slice of cake. Or summat like that.

Sir Jim Twatcliffe coming across like a right bellend there like Boo hiss sucks to employment law or contracts and I'll skweam and skweam and skweam and skweam and skweam if those horrid people in Newcastle won't let me have Dan Ashworth right now this instant

It was a meeting about Ballots, which primarily affects Members. For 6 of the 8 people on Haydn's table to be STH's is poor. A few STH's being invited would be ideal, as their opinion counts and would be valuable. But Haydn's experience suggests there were quite a few STH's there How many of those STH's there last night have had to pay £45 quid per game to sit in a part of the ground they didn't want to. Or sit for days pressing F5 in the hope a ticket pops up. Or missed a game because of a lucky dip. And as for your point about STH not being able to buy a membership, just buy it in a friend or relatives name. There's nothing to stop you doing that, even though technically it's not allowed I got 1 membership for me, 1 for the missus. She hates football and would never go to a game, but it gives me a better chance of a ticket

Heard a story via a pal who knocks about with Matty Longstaff. Matty was going on as a sub...it was along the lines of: Assistant one: Matty, get yourself on the left side of midfield Matty: OK Assistant two: Matty, right side of midfield today son Matty: Errrr. Wait. What. I thought I was going left side ? Cabageheed: Don't worry about positions Matty, just go out and do your thing

Arrogant if you do, arrogant if you don't

Joe Willock was the previous holder of the record Hojlund just broke and Joe's not top tier global talent If you were a top tier young talent why would you join Man Utd these days ? Genuine question. You'd have to be sold a dream of being a key part of a rebuild Similar to the pitch we'll be making to 2nd tier talent probably

That the same Hojlund who barely scored a goal until a few weeks ago ? With the scale and reach of the club you'll still attract decent young players but the best of the best isn't looking at your recent history and thinking, yeah, that's the place where my career will thrive And agree on your second point, it wouldn't be too difficult for Man Utd to rebuild compared to what NUFC are trying to do, given we're a team with little pedigree. But as it stands right now you're way behind your peer group in terms of attractiveness

etc. is other big clubs in decent leagues who are regularly winning / competing for league titles and the champions league trophy. I couldn't be arsed to name them all And with regards to wages, if you're top tier global talent aged 17-21 and would rather earn more money than compete for major silverware, then I'd argue that you're not top tier global talent as your mindset is wrong. It's the type of player that goes to Chelsea to sit on the bench earning millions of billions but not progressing. And Man Utd also pay too much because they're not the all conquering side they used to be and have become less attractive than their peers. The current era Man Utd aren't getting anywhere near the title or a champs league trophy. They need a massive overhaul of the squad and club culture

Awful idea. Hundreds, possibly even thousands of people having to wait until the morning of the game to see if they can get a ticket. If you don't live locally you're fucked. If you have a social life outside of NUFC you're fucked. Fuck that.

Hit F5 for hours, day after day and then react like a cheetah on whizz when a ticket does finally appear I wouldn't describe it as easy, but it's usually a successful way to get a ticket if you know what you're doing

Looking forward to hearing about tables full of blokes at the fan forum workshop to discuss how the womens toilets can be be improved

So you reckon that the very best up and coming global talent (17-21 year olds) is looking at Man Utd and thinking I'd rather go there than City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Bayern, Real Madrid, PSG etc ? They'd almost certainly go to Man Utd ahead of NUFC or Villa, but these elite young players have grown up in an era where Man Utd win very little and their club culture / identity has been awful

Aye right. Your club's a mess off the pitch and performing well below expectations on the pitch. 3 trophies in 10 years isn't it ? No league titles in 10 years ? The only impossible you lot are making come to life right now is spending billions of millions of quid but going backwards. Maybe one day you'll get back to former glories, but currently you're like a washed up rock band living on past glories, releasing below average albums that no-one thinks are any good.