bobbydazzla

Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal

Fuck the stats man We’re trying to sign England’s current first choice CB and people are lobbing stats about rather than just enjoying the moment Do the amateur stat nonces on here not think the actual real life professional paid to be stat nonces scouts at NUFC will have assessed the stats in great detail and are happy enough with that assessment to agree that he’s a player we should be trying to sign

the stat & finance nonces will suck the joy out of anything they couldn’t even enjoy a wank without assessing the aerial ability of the arc of spunk as it hits the Kleenex and the FFP implications of paying for the copy of Razzle

If the bean counters are confident we won't break finance rules then who gives a shite what we're paying Why scrat around in the yellow sticker whoopsie aisle at Heron Foods when you've easily got enough money to shop at Waitrose

We're potentially looking to buy a class centre half and rather than embracing the joy and getting the Kleenex prepped, there are people on here claiming it's an overpriced deal and we haven't got the resources to do it We've got bean counters, legal beagles and a transfer committee to make sure the club are happy with the value of any deals and we can afford them without getting a points deduction etc. Just stop shitting in your y-fronts, trust the experts to manage the process and if he signs have a massive transfer wank

I’m willing to trust the NUFC transfer committee in their judgement on any signing They know far more than I do about who they’re signing and why If they want this kid, I’m very happy to have him here I’m just a nerd on a fan forum, not a professional football expert who’s part of a team of experts employed by NUFC to identify and sign players

0/2 ballot I think I've been ballot black balled because they know I'm so fucking rapid on the F5 fingerblast that I can sort myself out

Same happened to me on my phone

The gap between the depth, strength and cost of Man Utd & Chelsea squads vs Newcastle’s squad is huge The gap between the injury crisis at the 3 clubs was not huge This isn’t the hill you want to die on Froggy

Compare the strength in depth of the Man Utd, Chelsea and Newcastle squads, then compare how much each squad cost to assemble Then shut your cakehole

Seen a kid at Kings Cross earlier, must have been about 6 year old. Was in full Sad Makem Bastard kit. Shorts and shirt. The new minging Hummel ones. Asked the little SMB why he was getting on an LNER train to NEWCASTLE not the Grand Central to SUNDERLAND. Before the little cunt could answer I’d banged him out. Massive cheers from every Geordie watching out the window of the rattler as he lay spangled on the platform. I bent down and whispered into his lughole “who’s the North East Top Dog now kidda ?” Jumped on the rattler to ear bursting applause, feeling like Rocky Balboa and got bought cans of Stella all the way back to the toon. A lass even let me have her Greggs steak bake. The train guard came up to me at Grantham and said there was a spare seat in 1st class so I was getting upgraded for the rest of the journey. Kings Cross and the East Coast main line are officially black n white.

The one and only

One of the best leaders and defenders that I’ve seen play for us in my 30+ years of following this mental club Inspired calm, resilience and confidence in a side that was staring into a relegation abyss He’s up there with the best signings in our history

Don’t think that’s nowt to do with NUFC Its End n Adidas Spezial doing a colab launch beach party with Geoff Man Power from Battle Hill spinning vinyls

Anyone able to confirm if they sell this in the club shop ?

I’ve had a few global football hipster shirts off of Soccer 03 and always gone a size up Order to delivery takes about a month or so

People posting and believing bullshit transfer shite they see on Twatter has caused a chain reaction of excessive bedwetting / premature ejaculation on the forum Like most things in modern life, social media has polarised opinion into extremes The opinion of the sensible middle ground is drowned out by lunatics who believe Twatter is the true source of all they hate / love in the world

Hence the use of the past tense rather than the present Nowadays the baby Jesus won’t stop him from jumping into a sandpit in a Sunday

wonder if that's a bachelor pad

Rights he is, sleeps in Liverpool jarmies and has a tattoo of Jan Molby

If the Real Kevin Palmer, content provider for Sunday World has spoken, then cogito ergo sum, it shall happen. Goodbye sweet Anthony of Gordon, you could have been our new RWF, but alas, 'twas not to be. Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow

As well as the house being up for sale, there's some changes happening that would suggest that the family aren't planning to be in the North East for next season This is from a legit sauce, not some social media codswallop. But I have no insight into whether the changes are a result of personal issues, or a possible transfer

Picking up Jonathan Edwards so he can go to Paris and talk on telly with Clare Balding about how Jesus wouldn't let him do any hop skip or jumping on a Sunday