McCormick

Hate Real Madrid. Chelsea result and this one are nonsense.

Ugh.

Real have some sort of deal with the devil it seems.

Jesus Christ

Kyle Walker is a great defender but had the bonus of being one of fastest players in world football. I hate how he connects with the ball for his passes (all power no deftness) but still a very good player overall. Edit: Npw.

It’s so rare to see someone with such technical prowess and finesse graft the way he does. Such a sublime player.

Bernardo Silva is better than Modric.

Don’t think we’re quite at the stage yet where we can turn our noses up at Lingard on a free tbh. Decent player and versatile too.

Also really really hope the N’Dicka rumours are true. The guy looks like he has all the tools to become one of the top defenders in the world. For 25 million or so, he’d be an absolutely unreal signing imo.

Really like Kilman.

17 seems cheap?

Fucking Chelsea. Just seen the result, fuck off man.

Great article btw, so refreshing but depressing at the same time.

Pretty sure that kinda stuff only works when your employees are getting paid more than the boss.

Or we’ve given him the used car salesperson routine and over promised. Hopefully it’s the former

Wouldn’t say he’s that unrealistic. Spurs fans want rid and I think Conte sees Skipp as the better fit for that role. I get the feeling he’d take 30 mil and bring in Brozovic. Regarding Hojbjerg, he’s very very good at breaking up play and recycling possession. His lack of mobility and slowness on the ball however can often mean that he’s the target of an opposition press. I reckon Spurs will want to upgrade him but for us (although I’d prefer Philips) I think he’d be a great signing!

Also rumours we’re looking at the young striker Kalimuendo from PSG. Seems very sensible; in terms of numbers, the best young prospects in European football seem to be coming from France and England. PSG in particular have a very underrated youth set-up. This is kind of what I was hoping we would do with Carr’s talent-spotting before but we didn’t have the ambition or the finances to really go for it. Really hope we do a turbo-charged version of that model with our new owners.

Indonesia by any chance?

Think his alleged lifestyle choices have had a major impact on him. Our resident coke expert HTT (safety smiley ) might have something to say about it but if rumours are to believed he’s fucked himself going that hard in the formative years of his playing career. Fwiw I hate to judge if true (it’s so prevalent nowadays, god knows I’ve dabbled); but there are such fine margins for professional athletes at this level.

Can confirm. Not back in Newcastle that often these days but witnessed firsthand him kicking off and acting like a bellend because he couldn’t park his car literally right in front of the swinging doors at the main entrance of the hotel. Caused such a fuss and really inconvenienced a load of people trying to check in. Was at it for almost an hour. I’m pretty patient when it comes to these thing but man, what an absolute tosser.

I fear for my mental health if Everton somehow manage to win this.

Sooo petty but :

Philips and swiping Coutinho off Villa would be dreamy; not hugely unrealistic either.

I like Grillitsch but Philips is perhaps the perfect midfielder to compliment Bruno imo. Would love us to sign him.

20 minutes left yet, mate.