McCormick

Really???

Var says offside. Annoying as fuck.

Noooo offside

I might be developing a twitch.

It’s the hope that kills…

Please. Please. Hope the players put the same shift in 2nd half.

Cheers! I celebrated soon as the cross went in.

Fuck yesss!!!!!!!!

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Imagine if that’s given as a penalty, man. Christ…

Hope trips is okay

Ah man, Bruno.

Shut it, Gary.

Sandro, oof.

Even contest so far. Slightly edging it maybe. Let’s go lads!

Surprise, surprise… ref’s a douche.

It’s giving me anxiety that my stream is actually on time for once. Gives me comfort when you lot know what’s about to happen, for whatever reason.

Close…

I’m chaining cigarettes like a film noir detective, man . Not built for this.

Imagine if he starts

I’ll be in my work clothes sat at home no doubt raging at the quality of the illegal streams on offer. Probably eat a succulent Chinese meal for Iftar.

A great performance would be nice but I think we’d all take a meek effort ending in a lucky win.

Friend (who’s taken what could’ve been my PIF box seat were it not for work) just sent me a selfie and the guy looks absolutely ganked off his face on booger sugar already . I imagine he’ll be gurning like an 80’s wrestler in front PIF luminaries in a few hours. Love it.

The eye test definitely suggests there a big weaknesses in his game, like. Can’t argue with his output though.

In a one-off game where we’re maybe not favourites or not controlling matches, I’d back Barnes to get a goal out of nowhere over Gordon. Let’s hope that proves to be the case today!