McCormick

All football fan YouTubers suck; just smug gobshites who reheat Reddit posts and act like they’re breaking some huge news. Weird goons, man. I’m still waiting to find one who isn’t a self-important, lazily Googling cartoon of a human.

Hate this shit, man. Fuck my life.

What on fucking earth

I’m so thankful I’m behind couldn’t take seeing this live.

Playing well but need to put the ball in the net. No need to panic and overexpose ourselves, it’ll come… hopefully.

If the team and crowd take it up a notch, this lot will fold like deck chair.

Murphy’s crosses are so good. Underrated wand on him.

Crowd noises turned down on my stream?

Definitely. Someone with less talent did, so why not?

Anyone happy getting less than £20m for Osula should remember Everton paid £27m for Barry - a striker more toothless than my Nan.

People see him, and they see the mask, and they go: ‘You’re not fooling anyone’.

Downie was saying on his YouTube channel that teammates were saying he was looking “frightening” in training. Bodes well.

Assuming the reports are accurate, he seems to be going awfully cheap; only justifiable if there’s a decent buyback clause.

Fair but he’s approaching 30 now and would probably be interested in a step up where he’d get solid game time.

Wonder if we just go a little silly and get Antonee Robinson? A Howe player through and through.

Looks gutted poor lad.

I fucking love Hall, man.

3 points away, maybe?!

Ffs

Or…he’s having a poor game?

Sad thing is we could have had both. Sigh.

Which Murphy?

Hasn’t stopped us before . We thinking above 50?

How much would Kayode be going for?

One thing that always gets under my skin is commentators going, ‘If anything, he’s hit that too well!’ after someone completely fluffs an easy shot. Like… what? In darts, if you miss the board entirely, nobody’s going, ‘Oof, he threw that too well.’ It’s such a stupid thing to say.