McCormick

Didn’t even bother with the classic ‘it’s not you, it’s me.’ Just skipped straight to ‘I only did it because you made me’. Guy’s a complete fucking tool.

Yes, I’ve become insufferable about ‘optics’ lately; but tell me, what’s the PR strategy behind chasing elite players all summer, getting politely ignored, and then handing a contract to someone pushing 40? Satire’s doing itself at this point. Come on, we can’t do that to ourselves

Think we’re getting in 1 max regardless of Isak staying or leaving. Hope I’m wrong, like.

Think I’m starting to come round to this way of thinking. Especially if it means fucking off Liverpool. Hard to not want to see a shiny new striker through the door though when’s there’s so much we can potentially achieve this season.

I have more trust in our transfer team than most but the lack of concrete striker links is making me restless tbh.

Could do with some striker links…

How reliable is that source? Would love Frattesi; best super-sub in world football.

He’s only shown flashes so far, but it’s clear there’s a lot more in his locker. No doubt in my mind that this kid will be a game-changer for us.

Been watching for 5mins and I haven’t seen them string 2 passes together yet.

Get into them from the first minute. St. James’ needs to be an absolute bear pit for this one.

Fact we didn’t score means the brain trust pundits will talk about Isak for a week.

Pawson you dick.

Let’s get that dub now.

I live in hope he has similar mates to Cootes.

How far behind am I? been like 2 mins.

Elanga will bury one soon, I feel.

Jackson would thrive for us as well imo. Shame about the AFCON though.

Any danger of a card there, ref?

Howe’s face after that Pope kick

Need a Barnes r1 shot to give us the lead.

Wissa bags a hatty here.

Needed to bury that.

you’re better than this.

Hope he’s not too chill we need that VVD steely dickhead energy at the back to push on. But nah, Looks genuinely happy to be here. Love that.

I’m just a stranger on the internet, but that really does sound incredibly tough. Wishing you the best, and hope you get the chance to turn things around, man.