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Everton 1-2 Bournemouth Newcastle 3-1 Crystal Palace Stoke 1-1 Sunderland Watford 2-0 Aston Villa West Brom 0-1 West Ham Arsenal 3-0 Norwich Swansea 1-4 Liverpool Man Utd 1-1 Leicester Southampton 0-2 Man City Chelsea 1-2 Spurs

According to ESPN's Soccer Power Index (don't laugh), there is an 82% chance we will be relegated. Sunderland 51%, Norwich 67%.

No chance he comes back into the team. Fear not.

P7 W3 D3 L1 at home in 2016. We've scored in every home game since the Boxing Day loss to Everton.

Found that so difficult to get through. So f***ing sad. It really is. Some of the imagery is almost too much to take. I can't imagine attending a sporting event and being crushed to death. Children involved no less.

As long as they don't win it (but even if they do), this has masked what has otherwise been an atrocious second half of the season. It will give him a longer leash next season and I'm quite confident he's going to hang himself with it.

I have anxiety just thinking about it.

Need Spurs to drop points against Chelsea. That's the best chance the title is decided before the last day.

Thought he was solid in the second half. He has a bounce and swagger about him that I really like.

Has to be 3 points. Hope we smash them (him).

Yes, you'd be laughed out of the building for predicting this before it happened (when they were also in the bottom 3 and garbage).. http://i.imgur.com/XMiY1pa.png Writing them off is as stupid as saying they'll win all of their remaining games now. They've got previous experience and done it before. Not even once. You might be saying that about us this year when all is said and done. We were as good as buried just over a week ago. We could finish the season going W, D, D, W, W, ? and it seemed kind of unthinkable after Southampton.

Because the mackems reliably beat that kind of opposition? We'll probably get relegated, but it's just so plainly wrong that 'we're gone' man As if you were a mackem you'd be saying 'That's it, we're safe'. Yup, you'd think we were in a race with Spurs and Barcelona the way people go on about Norwich and Sunderland. We're playing better than we have all season. It's almost a coin flip at this point. How about some positivity for a change?

I'll bet you they don't win all three of those games.

Yeah, but he doesn't press at all. He fails to track runners regularly. He slides into position and then is essentially a cone. If we win the ball suddenly he's a Ferrari taking off. What Rafa wants defensively from that position is what Townsend does. He's constantly closing down the wings.

Knew I forgot someone.

Leicester play Swansea. Unless you mean because of the Spurs game on the last day? Yup, need Leicester out of sight. If Leicester drop points tomorrow it's definitely going down to the last day.

Disagree. He was ok going forward and looks to make runs behind, but defensively he just coasts around. He's not up for it and doesn't deserve to play but Rafa is obviously hoping he can create a goal and is sacrificing defensive duties for that possibility.

Need Arsenal and Leicester to win tomorrow. If that happens I'm at a 6.5.

...Gini Wijnaldum, Shelvey, and Pereeez.

The only time he runs is when there's a chance to break. It's a joke.

I'm going to throw yp

Was a dive according to BBC comms. Couldn't be a worse description of what happened.

Colback is dumber than Tiote. Which is pretty much the worst thing I can say about a footballer's intelligence.

City 3-0 Stoke Villa 0-2 Southampton Bournemouth 1-2 Chelsea Liverpool 1-2 Newcastle Sunderland 0-2 arsenal Leicester 1-0 Swansea Spurs 3-1 WBA