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You da real MVP's. Can't thank this lot enough for their efforts!

Why Ketsbaia? He's done f*** all apart from getting sacked by Georgia He did an amazing job in Cyprus and his record with Georgia is quite decent. He also had a stint with Olympiakos but was fired after six games. He actually didn't lose a single one of them nor did the team concede a single goal. I know he isn't the most glamorous choice but he's realistic and in my opinion worth the gamble.

Can we just have this minger as a manager please. Fucking brilliant.

Please just not someone from the english merry-go-round of managers. Ketsbaia and Tuchel are out of a job at the moment and I'd be ecstatic with them. However Laudrup's and de Boer's contracts are up in the summer and if that means Beardsley or Sherwood in the meantime I'll also be happy. I'm actually very worried but so relieved at the same time.

Tuchel is out of a job. Please bring him in.

THERE IS ACTUALLY NO 'C' IN HIS NAME.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/30613002 "This is not said very often but also credit to Newcastle owner Mike Ashley for refusing to give in to fan pressure." This sums up a lot of what is wrong with football media.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/001/779/hnnnnng.jpg I can't handle this.

Laugh every time I see this. it's not a human Got me so bad

Aye, he's so often in seemingly hopeless position but always somehow finds a way to make use of the ball.

Looks a cut above.

Our set pieces are lush.

Imagine having centre backs popping up with the odd goal. Two goals in successive games for Terry now?

He really can't be a first choice winger for a Premiership side. He tries and sometimes comes up with a good cross but he isn't a creative outlet and not much of a goal threat either.

Has a touch of real class about him. Doesn't waste many balls and can maneuver in very tight spots. We need to adjust our attacking game around him.

Eiður Guðjohnsen starting for Bolton tonight.

He's on the IBWM 2015 watchlist. http://inbedwithmaradona.com/journal/2014/12/16/ibwm100-for-2015 Among IBWM's top 100 youngsters, good stuff.

This has to be some sort of a hoofing record. Absolutely no attempt to play it on the ground.

Mark Doninger and Nicky Deverdicks also played in Iceland. These deals with north-eastern players going to Iceland are apparently facilitated by someone called Nick McReery I hear.

Maybe he really loves fish? Lets hope so

Exactly. Spear also lives in one of the most isolated parts of Iceland and that's saying a lot. Actually just tonight there is supposed to be a storm there of tornado like proportions and the region has recent history of fatal and destructive avalanches. Something is keeping him here though and it's probably not wages. He could be making a bit more just in England alone so its quite confusing what keeps him here still.

wow, nice one, were you pro? Is it likely Spear is getting paid much? Haha no I gave up football when I discovered alcohol and recreational drug use. Spear is probably not paid much and is on all accords only semi-pro. I guess he's provided housing and a job in fish processing

Deano was also my coach when I played for KA

Actually a fair bit of ex-Newcastle players have played in Iceland for the past years. Spear, Tomi Ameobi, Darren Lough and Michael Abnett I think(?). A former Middlesboro youth player, Gary Martin, plays as well in Iceland.

Really happy for Carroll.