Heron

Just reminds me what we are now missing so bad Shut up man. We'll be seeing threads begging for the return of Shearer next on a short-term contract. Why not? Because there's a world of difference to playing 1 charity match and the premier league... Course there isn't man. Get himsigned up.

Just reminds me what we are now missing so bad Shut up man. We'll be seeing threads begging for the return of Shearer next on a short-term contract. Why not?

I'm depressed now after watching Shearer get a hat-trick...

Shearer Hat-trick!

I reckon this sort of thign should be staged 4 or 5 times a year in 4 or 5 locations around the UK..possibly even playing one in an LEDC. If they did it 5 or 6 times a year they could do it all over the place and encourage a lot more youngsters to football matches for a cheap price, a price they should have to pay. If more kids get involved in sport the fitter they will be, etc. Could only be good all round. Obviously it's a problem gaining time to do it at vacant stadia...but even if they staged it at smaller grounds like Gateshead stadium for like a 5a. Would make shit loads, it would entertain loads (much more than Corry or watchin' England play) and would get a lot more people involved in the sport. Should definately be done more often....

England tonight > England Last Night

What a header. Cannot whack Mr Shearer like. Still Englands # 1.

SHEARER!!! I am chuffed.

Ant and Dec clearly dismissed any thoughts of it being a dive. Was quite amusing. Shearer is a legend.

Shearer! Twatted the centre half in true fashion...

Should sign Figo...creative midfielder...

Shearer struggled to keep going there...

What's this he's singing?

... Just thought I'd make up a few humourous songs in case he takes over.... We got Anil Ambani He brought some Cobra beer and when he came to St James' he got a massive cheer! He took over from Ashley, He spent some of his cash, but after one of his curries, I really had to dash! UNITED!! UNITED!!! Chicken Balti Pie, Chicken Balti Pie, Chicken Balti, Chicken Balti, Chicken Balti Pie!! Anil Ambani Anil Ambaniiiii, He saved us from Ashley, he makes lush Jalfrezi, Anil Ambani... Ambani is a Geordie, he wears a Geordie hat, and when he saw Bigg Market, he said I fancy that, We've got a koh-i-noor there, a golden Bhengal too, Ambani just said "fuck that!", "I'll gan and buy the toon!"

One Redknapp is bad enough.....

Hope Ant and Dec tell him to f*** off once filiming stops Nee wonder there's nee Saturday night takeaway...that fat bastards probably ate it.

Need someone sensible, who can help pick the fans up... Maybe.... Barney the Dinosaur.

Better than bloody Alan Smith and Strola Amadonkey.

Fat fuckin' Sam...

Aye it is. Shearer! Shearer!

Is that tonight? What channel? Time? etc... Shearer is playing iirc. We'll see a better striker than what England had to offer last night....

As long as you flush more than once, and use a full roll to wipe your arse....

I thought the club web site did but I might be wide of the mark with that... Seem to remember seeing something in the past If it is on the club site, then you'll know "it is a fact."