Shayno

If we're looking in Salzburg we should focus on Mane and/or Kampl (despite his hair) Despite his hair?! I'd get him for the hair. Bloody Scandinavia and their stupid fashion trends

Would love to see Remy come and lash out at Pardew

Wouldn't say I am the biggest fan of Pochettino. I think with the players Southampton had last season they should have been a better team than the table and my observations suggest. Still, Tottenham has the squad to be a top 4 team, we will see if Pochettino is the man to take them there.

Vuckic on the bench?

Last I checked we were indebted to our illustrious owner... Perez achieves the same in England and his price quadruples

He's only 20. I know, just thought it was interesting. I think this is actually a really clever signing. Full credit to Charlz, Mike Ashley and the scouting team for getting him across the line

Only scored 6 more goals than Xisco this season...

Maybe we are signing Colback so he can play the Pogba role in a Juventus 3-5-2...

Hey, i am feeling cynical too. But if something like this makes you depressed and agitated i worry about your mental state in the future.

You are being a bit of a Pommy snob. If it was Danny Ings (a similarly credentialed player) you would pretty satisfied surely?

Hasn't scored in six games, just being linked with us has been enough for his development to be "Pardewed"

Won't believe we are after him until i see "very strong defensive contribution" next to his page on Whoscored.

As crap as it is, i just know the club is going to bring me back in before the start of next season.

Keen

I see Drmic went to Leverkusen for 6 Million. Would have been a good signing

If he is going to stay, i hope they announce it early. The flicker of hope is killing me.

Shola #daretozlatan

That's inspiring There are some good players there

Had a dream he was with the away support against Liverpool last night, how cool would that be!

Those boos whenever he tried to stand in technical area were probably the most effective form of protest that occurred today

No. I wouldn't even want him managing Adelaide United yet alone Newcastle

worst possible result

Potential for a pretty decent league in America. Didn't realise the other leagues were that well supported. Is there a chance they could move to a promotion/relegation system with the NASL and US Pro?

They have, though. Last season they finished 3rd and won the Europa League with a manager none of their cuntish fans wanted. I don't think he's done an awful job, just a poor one, fwiw. Wait a minute. You think going to semi finals in Champions League is an achievement worse than winning the Europa League? Or it is a wind up? Ronaldo was claiming that during Mourinhos first season with Madrid as well. Apparently finishing runner up in the La Liga, winning the Copa Del Rey and losing in the Champions League semi finals was a step backwards from finishing runner up in the La Liga, getting knocked out 4-1 by a 3rd division team in the Copa Del Rey and getting knocked out in the Round of 16 by Lyon in the Champions League. Well, no, none of that's remotely true, but I'll play along. I think all I ever said after Mourinho's first, underwhelming, season at Real is that they were far more watchable, and accumulated more points in the league with Pellegrini and the swap was a daft decision. It was, by the way. Anyway, Real have the best of the best managing them now while Mourinho's finishing 3rd with Chelsea and bitching about referees hurting them by audaciously giving penalties to the opposition. Things are as they should be. I am suprised you don't like Mourinho Ronaldo. Seems like he is cut from the same pompous cloth you are. In fact, I can't envision anyone on the planet that matches Mourinho's bloated self-importance and warped sense of reality as well as yourself.

Bullshit. Surely for Mourinho to have done an "awful" job Chelsea would have had to move backwards from last season? I can't see how you could argue that point when they have done better in the Premier League and Champions League. Disappointing - Yes Personified dickhead? - Yes Awful? - No