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My guess is that this is a pre arranged meeting to discuss how the transfer window went/scouting set up worked and that they are have HobNobs and tea right now, blissfully unaware of the rumour currently doing the rounds

Sad but true

Keegan in meeting with MA SSN don't know whats happening Setanta don't know whats happening We don't know whats happening But Alan Oliver is still a c**k Has the c**k spoken yet today? Not yet He's busy ironing his face (rumours he has used botox are wide of the mark)

Keegan in meeting with MA SSN don't know whats happening Setanta don't know whats happening We don't know whats happening But Alan Oliver is still a c**k Has the c**k spoken yet today? Not yet He's busy ironing his face

Keegan in meeting with MA SSN don't know whats happening Setanta don't know whats happening We don't know whats happening But Alan Oliver is still a c**k

I'd throw my s*** at Ashley if that's true Was O'Leary not the barman who pulled MA's pint? Watch for a turd flying on MOTD

Terry Mac! I'd prefer Wise. I'd prefer David Brent

No it won't Can you see the fans backing him if he does go? Just because he would be unpopular doesnt make his position untenable He is the owner of a premier league football club not a contestant on X-Factor

No it isn't

No it won't

Someone on Toontastic reckons there will be an announcement at 6pm I don't believe it personally but you never know.............

Tonights top tips are Arsenal Fulham West Ham Sunderland Pays over 5/1 at Ladbrokes

Not sure but I think it stands for 'F***s Young Prostitutes

I reckon Brett Emerton could be the WOW signing As in 'WOW Alan Oliver was right all those years ago'

AO: Tony, who are we buying? TJ: Sorry can't talk, i'm abroad, you know what the minutes are like over here. AO: Well, can you just tell me where you are? TJ: Sorry, what? Can't hear you Alan, i'm breaking up [rustles empty packet of crisps by phone] sshhhhchhshsh can't hear...signal weak...[hangs up] t***. :lol: I'm sure you could work it out if he sent him a text and put delivery reports on. I'm pretty sure it would tell you the country code. You didn't expect Alan to think of that did you?

So that means if anyone else is to get a look in at central defence, Fabio will have to drop either his captain or vice captain (Barring injuries of course) looks like Capello has painted himself into a corner somewhat

Don't forget that 9 of the 'weakened' Man Utd team that started yesterday picked up Champion League winners medals in May Not sure if Fletcher played Not a a bad 'reserve' team The Bolton game is important If we can turn in that kind of performance again our season will be up and running

Where has all this talk of Man Yoo reserves and Man Yoo being understrength come from? Ferguson himself said before kick off that they had 1st choice back 4 and a experienced midfield starting. Add Rooney to that, then Campell (rated at £5million apparently) is the only 'weak link' Also we were missing a sizable chunk of attacking talent Don't let anyone try to undermine what KK and his team achieved yesterday

out of interest does anyone have the time to collate his predictions into a league table? it would be nice to see how many points liverpool would win the league by on planet lawro any takers?

i didnt and dont. I felt great when when he got that injury. I also hope he gets better. Then, fingers crossed, he can do it again

The last few years the Premier league has become a predictable shadow of its former self It has become a procession similar to Formula one where you know before hand which teams will finish on the podium It is only a matter of time before fans become disillusioned with how the game, as a whole, is developing and turn their backs on it en masse

I would love it if that was true! Interesting that they flew them into London, instead of directly into Newcastle - avoid getting their hopes up that way: "Oh class, we're on our way to the toon", "er no, actually lads....." Even by Roy Keane's normal standards of transfer bollocks this is hilarious. Cracking work by the Mirror again I was under the impression the trio meant 3

At least yesterday he had a story to latch onto Todays efforts are unbelivable, even by his shockingly low standards http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/07/17/nufc-offered-german-midfielder-torsten-frings-72703-21357357/ No quotes, no substance, nothing at all to back up the headline Wish he would just pack it in PS I have every confidence in the current managemant structure at the club (at the moment....)

Half right Ferdinand is indeed more than a bit pants But the bearded fella in the sky created the world then put his feet up and had a rest on Sunday

No, it isn't Sunday is part of the weekend I rest my case After midnight? After midnight on Sunday is called Monday