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Elbel1

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  1. Today seems to be a pretty random day for the Ronny Hill to start throwing its weight around I suspect that they have a very good idea that the sale is pretty close to being finalised (possibly some inside info from FS) and are now setting themselves up for a front page spread along the lines of 'Chronicle forces Ashley out'.
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    RIP sale thread.

    Where there is life, there is hope Don't give up just yet I have a sneaky feeling that there will be some news soon It might not be good news but it will be news
  3. 'Scoring goals is not the same if you cannot run, And baby if it's Shola being rough it's really fun' 11 goals btw. BY DECEMBER. 2018
  4. 2-3 Years if we don't go up first time of asking. It will take longer than that for Darlington to get to the Premier league
  5. Did Lance Armstrongs cancer spread to his brain? If so he is one hell of a role model and an inspiration to help John and his family through this difficult time Best of luck John My fingers are crossed for you
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    RIP sale thread.

    Ashley has a PR man???
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    PROMOTIONOMETER

    Once the club is sold the whole perception of the club will change The new owners will come out with positive statements The mongs outside the ground will be mis spelling the word promotion on thier bedsheets Shearer (or AN Other) will bring belief and focus to the playing staff Butt will change from a 'one paced clogger' to a 'battle hardened campaigner' The media will be positive towards the new owners Shola will still be crap Who knows, even this place might get less suicidal Heres hoping
  8. Feb 30th You heard it here first
  9. Why don't we just send Nile into Derek Lardarses casino with 50p in his pocket? I reckon if he maximises his 'Nile Power' within 20 mins he would have won enough cash to buy NUFC outright and bring all of Real Madrids new signings over for a promotion charge. The best part would be that Lardarse would be sleeping on the streets after Mr Ranger cleans him out Its a win win setup
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    RIP sale thread.

    I've heard that Albert Luque is part of one the consortiums That should guarentee about 200 pages
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    New Away Strip

    The most interesting thing about it is the choice of players to model it Looks like Taylor and Beye are going to stay
  12. Selling an 8-12 goal a season Premiership striker for £7m, and replacing him with a 20-25 goal a season Championship striker for less than half of that isn't the worst idea in the world tbh. How many 20-25 goal a season Championship strikers have even managed to get 12 goals a season in the Premiership? Chopra. oh, hang on... Darren Bent Andy Cole Andy Johnson
  13. Will the remaning time on his contract be paid up or do they come to a 'mutual agreement' Either way I reckon we will offer him a trial in the summer if comes back
  14. Stoke and Villa to win tomorrow pays 6/1 at Coral Add on Spurs (if it doesn't make you feel too dirty) and it goes to 11/1 I hate to bet against the Toon but Fulham are 3/1 which is a bit too good to miss
  15. Take your favourite from this list: colossus scorchio jizztastic numberwang inspiring
  16. I wouldn't be surprised if Arsenal beat Man Utd at the weekend The way Evra has been talking in the press, Wenger won't need a team talk
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    F*ck off Rugby

    As it won't happen until 2015 it won't affect our hopes next season But it could hamper our hopes of retaining the champions league for a 4th successive season...............
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    Players in public

    Ole-Einar Bjørndalen is a norwegian biathlete who quit drinking because he could never be the best if he continues doing it, alcohol does nothing good for the body and i think if you look at the greatest athletes in history i think you will find that most of them didnt drink. Just to putting it out there but I'm sure I remember reading somewhere that Alan Smith is teetotal
  19. As an alternative to assasinating oppostion strikers why not bring in 'encouragment beatings' for players whose errors lead to goals? Bit controversal but might just up the concentration levels a bit
  20. West Brom, Boro and Sunderland West Brom have left themselves too much to do Boro suffer from lack of confidence, cutting edge and clean air Sunderland have a very tricky run in and have lost form at a bad time
  21. Be too boring, He'd have killed all the men and made all of the women in there pregnant within 2 minutes and any pregnant women would now be having triplets. Just killed off Niles rep as a master love machine there
  22. I don't rate Smith, I'm not keen on Cacapa and Butt is pretty poor. But which is the laest rubbish? Theres only one way to find out......... FIGHT Apologies to Harry Hill
  23. Although I believe that Ranger and Lua Lua (amoung others) will save the club a lot of money in the near future, I also believe that next season will be too early for them. More likely that they will go out on loan to a Championshil/League 1 side to learn their craft. Would like to see them go to a local club so that they could still train at Newcastle once a week
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