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Right, fuck it, i'm coming up for this, first home game i've been to since Keegan came back against Bolton so could do with a bit of advice - where's the best place to stick myself if i want to scream and sing for 90 mins? (Preferably in the ground for any wise guys out there!).

If we win and Sunderland don't i'm pretty confident we're safe. Can't see Sunderland getting anything against Chelsea.

If anyone is driving up from London on Friday night / Saturday morning and fancies an additonal passenger and petrol money let me know asap and i'll happily oblige. Can't afford train ticket, hotel and ticket for match, so looking to skank a lift then can afford the rest. Ta.

Maybe Puttersmith or Hamney

Technically, Craven Cottage is in Hammersmith / Putney more than Fulham

Live about 500 yards from the ground, can only hear noise when they score (except the game when they hammered manchester, atmosphere was actually pretty decent). I often imagine what it would be like to live as close to SJP on a night like last night... Think the house would be shaking!

You aren't by any chance driving up from London and fancy a companion and some petrol money?!

I have not got a clue what the fuck is going to happen tonight. Something in the back of my head keeps saying we're going to lose but then beat Fulham and Villa to survive. Would rather not go down that route though. Team i'd put out: Harper Beye - Taylor - Bassong - Enrique (if in any way fit) / Duff Geremi - Butt - Guthrie - Jonas Owen - Viduka Going on the proviso that Martins isn't fit, in which case i'd have Geremi solely to whip in free kicks for Owen.

We have to get 3 points to get out the relegation zone, West Brom will get beat by Liverpool, our goal difference should mean that if we get those 3 points and WBA lose to Liverpool, what they do on last day of season shouldn't matter

Mackems half time, reminds me of us against Blackburn earlier in the season, we hammered them 0-0 in the first half and we all know how that ended

We've got another 4 games to go, we're one win from being out of the relegation zone, shut the fuck up and leave the finger-pointing until after the end of the season. Whilst it's still mathematically possible we've got to support the team and hope against hope we are still in touching distance when Boro come to St James'. Hull and Boro have pretty tough next fixtures too, after which us and Boro have 3 games we could conceivably get something from, Hull have two. We are level with Boro and 3 points behind Hull. Lets worry about that.

Agree with this to a degree. Just cos your mum is in remission. Our mum is Jade Goody and things look shit

"there are 8 games to go for Newcastle to cement their name in the top 4". Have to be a pretty fucking stellar eight games

I stormed off to the toilet and came running out, pissing all down my own leg, as i heard the telly erupt... Never been so pleased to piss all over myself

Yet his shooting has been terrible. Not just the pen, either. He's had a few other chances and either fallen over or missed the target. I don't disagree... he has been lively. But towards the end of the game, as he tires, it will have to be Martins that comes off if Owen's coming on. Think that's a bit harsh, he's headed one off the back off Sagnas head wide and dragged a ball that was behind him just wide when under intense pressure, not exactly sitters he's missed.

I can't believe people are suggesting we take Martins off for Owen. Fuck it, he missed a penalty in a pretty dire fashion (although, for those saying 'worst penalty ever', etc. obviously didn't watch even the Roma Arse shoot out, had the keeper gone the other way we wouldn't be having this convo) but his hold up and link play has been fucking brilliant, he's won headers, played passes and generally chased and looked alive to the cause. Lets wait and see what happens when the inevitable change takes place

That is the best and worst piece of defending in close succession i have possibly ever seen. Whatever people say about Taylor, he's been fucking epic today

fucking save

How have we not scored?!

Fuck me, this could be relegation confirmed... Taylor and Colo as our CD for the run in? Oh fucking dear

just poured myself a pint of wine, in for a long evening.

If he hadn't gone down like a total gayer and had just fallen naturally that was a pen

The annoying thing is, the centre of Arsenal's midfield at the minute is shit, Diaby and Denilson have been shocking, but watch today as they run rings around Butt and Nolan, who will resort to kicking lumps out of people. Expect either a facerape and at least one red card, or for us to grind out a one goal defeat... either way, still in the same place at the end of it, just need to look after our goal difference now as it may well be that tight

Blackburn result a relief... come on Boro, nick a goal

fucking gash (stoke 1 up)