Parsley

Well you would be a goal up against 10 fucking men wouldn't you

fuck off Brighton. Would have to be a penalty as well wouldn't it?

2-0 Forest.

Pen for Forest.

He's been impressive, but I wouldn't take too much away from players performing when the pressure's off. Same goes for Perez. Pressure wasn't off against Brighton tbf. Fair point like, though I'd keep them anyway. Or Preston.

Brilliant move and finish.

Blackburn are 2 up against Brentford. Forest down as it stands.

Sheffield Wednesday 1 up against Fulham. Huddersfield losing at home to Cardiff.

Saw Younes play for the German U21s in the Euros a couple of years ago and thought he was excellent. Good to see him doing well for Ajax.

He had 2 reasonable ones - the first where he was through on the keeper but took a poor touch and couldn't take it around him with his next one, and the second where he shot low from a tight angle. Couple of sights at goal from distance as well but not as clear-cut. He was miles better than Murphy tbf, but the game had stretched quite a bit more by the time he came on.

Him, Gayle plus a new first choice striker would be lovely for next season.

Thought he was really good tonight.

fuck it, I'd sign him £6.5 million is his release clause apparently, surely that's reasonable value?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/apr/28/newcastle-tax-investigation-moussa-sissoko

That's a fucking shocking tackle

Belter! Isaac's long due one too.

So casual

Lovely free-kick!

Perez didn't make much of it in fairness.

That's a pen.

Good start this.

https://twitter.com/CaulkinTheTimes/status/857622848575344640

Ritchie, Lascelles, Hanley and Anita not in the squad.

Has spoken to Ashley this morning and, no doubt to the chagrin of the national newspapers, has confirmed that he has been congratulated on getting us promoted Meeting with Ashley re. his future early next week.