Consortium of one

I've heard he's at the Pentagon giving testimony for a secret commission on Saudi involvement in the 9-11 attacks. You didn't hear that from me, though.

nah

Stavely has said a lot of things. None have come true. She's like that little yappy dog that nips at your ankle. If you ignore it, it gets bored and walks away.

Sorry just on Twitter that’s what everyone does right? Copy everyone else’s tweet and post as their own. I now realise this is not Twitter and will not do it again.

we're shite and who ever we bring in won't alleviate the shiteness.

Give us a little slack. Recently promoted clubs are showing more ambition than ours. Besides, if they were bleating on your forum you have a right to have a go. They're bleating on our forum

You're whole line of argument is very disingenuous. You're better than that.

We'd like to offer 12m for Kamara. No. OK, how about 10m?

All the PL has to say is that there is ongoing litigation and are unable to comment at this time.

I haven't reached out to Keith. pfft

I don't see why Shelvey can't be the ball playing defender that Brewcie craves. Schar Lascelles Shelvey Murphy Hayden Ritchie Hendrick Longstaff

twat

I think it's really cool that we have a thread where we can discuss what an opinion is and who is allowed to have one.

Steve Brewce is a good soldier. Everyone shits on him and he stands there and carries on like the face of the franchise. He can't manage. He has difficulties with the language but, by golly, he makes a great toilet.

Good post. I like the odds of PIF buying us 18 mos. to 2 years from now more than I do before year's end. What good does that do us? More time for apathy. More time for the club to rot from the inside out. More time for the big six and PL to manipulate football for their own desires. If the sale goes through in two years are we to miraculously rally around the club? How many of us will have moved on?

I'm not dodgy, I'm skint!

Ahhhhh...the goodness...I'm jealous

Does anyone know if and why Ashley took out a 160M loan? I thought someone posted something from CH but I haven't heard any more about.

not necessarily more articulate; just a good bullshitter

Charnley doesn't return phone calls

I'm a 9. I just don't want to be relegated. I'm just waiting for someone with a bit of ambition to buy us.

Amanda (to MBS): OK Mo, lets say Mike wants to have a go at this. He has a legal team that will take the question to arbitration and then he's going to launch a CAT at the same time. If he wins one or both will you be willing to come back to the table? MBS: Yeah, I guess so. Amanda (to MA): Mike, Mo is a go! A 100% go! Mike Ashley: OK Mandy, commence OPERATION DARK FORCES!

Well if you look real hard at the left side of the picture you can see a reflection of a giant iceberg on the "life buoy" sign. I think it means the club is like the Titanic and will be going down soon. If we see a band playing or deck chairs, we can be sure.

Anyone paired with Shelvey is a shit midfield.

He doesn't have to play for Cabbagehead so I'm happy for him.