Consortium of one

wonder if he would float,you know like s*** but in space The fat cunt would have enough of a gravitational field that things would orbit around him. Like Charnley.

sigh....

lies, all lies.

Don't get the hate for Rafa. He has shite to work with. Half the players he bought were players that he rushed in when he finally had some (scant) money made available before a window closed. The club made a 20M profit last window and it looks like we'll do naught but window shop in this window. The only reason we won't sell anyone is because no one wants the drek he has to put on the pitch. Fake takeover news, fucking spaghetti and meatball dinners, players having to fight for a bonus and another cancelled Christmas party makes running this club like running through a mine field. The man is a saint. Clearly the only reason he has stayed is because of the support of the fans. The man should have rose petals tossed everywhere he walks.

the "takeover" is going exactly as planned.

6-0 thrashing. Rafa rips up his notes after he receives a red.

nobody in...nobody out is the most likely scenario.

Ashley fucked himself because he and his team didn't do their due diligence. I'd bet his ego would compel him to put some stupid poison pill in the contract to he can cackle and say he fucked someone over like he got fucked over.

Has anyone asked Kenyon directly about a possible deal? Has there been anything so much as a "No comment" response?

Anything having to do with Ashley and "karma" fuels my fantasies of pain and torment for Fat Mike.

Well, if Mr. Kenyon wanted to join with my consortium, I'd be amenable to that. One of my stipulations would be that I get to slap Charnley hard on his cue ball pate and kick him (repeatedly) out of the building. I'll leave the fat man to the rest of you lot.

This is all part of the "Mike Ashley Reality Show". Right now, MA is cackling demonically, watching the press' whirling dervish.

Dow plunged 800 points. Surely a sign...

The guy in San Fran is probably some guy running a Ponzi scheme.

meh, kinda lightweight and spends a lot of time rolling on the ground holding a body part.

The fat cunt was outside my house late last nite, drunk as a skunk, and yelling he wanted me to "up my offer". I opened the window and started throwing pennies at him.

Lee Charnley is best suited to clean old gum from under chairs and benches.

we win on an OG 0-1

It's also how you end up in a position where £10m is spent on someone like Murphy and rather than it being viewed as a pittance for a young, British player, it's viewed as a waste of a lot of money and we're in a position where some of our fans are thinking like Ashley, completely divorced from the reality of modern day football spending. If he ever played Murphy I would feel differently. This was someone he wanted. Who was our most expensive signing that summer. This isn’t about agreeing with Mike Ashley. Don’t be so fucking stupid. This is about taking the rose tinted glasses off for a moment and actually seeing that Rafa has done a decent job but not amazing, certainly not in the transfer market with what he’s had to spend. The state of the team this year is on him. The same bunch played far better last year. One of the most clueless series of posts I've ever seen on here, fair play. Aye. The players busted their arses last season and probably expected the squad to be improved so they together as a squad could push on. Also they all love Rafa who hasnt been given a new contract. Why bust their arse again when Rafa is currently leaving at the end of the season? The motivation the players had last year doesnt exist this time round.

I'm American, not really a business man and not rich. Still, my consortium has thrown its hat in the ring. The club need saving.

Are we even allowed to have transfer rumours anymore?

/shrug I'm better than that duo...

Haha, I can see it now. Right, well done on staying up. So we're going to have a working holiday. Split up into four groups. The first group will start on trimming the shrubberies...

We could be mulling them...

Don't forget the BOREHOLES