Consortium of one

I seem to remember him on the left wing. He seemed more comfortable in space, going forward.

Does that dentist tweet have any teeth to it?

Was Koeman responsible for their transfer dealings? Losing Lukaku was huge and bringing in all the pieces they brought in, you'd figure it would take more than 9 games to get everyone on the same page.

Consortium of One

Oh Amanda, you're saving NUFC, we hear Casting out Ashley And bringing to each eye, a tear Well done, lass Come to bed, dear

PCP shows interest n NUFC and moves to the next step. Ashley, hoping to force the issue a bit says that other parties are interested. PCP pushes back by saying that they're looking at other clubs too. This is all part of the game. If PCP is inspecting the books then both parties are quite serious.

Great bit of business. Ship him out in January and bring Colcack into the first team. It will be like a new signing.

Consortium of One is a fan and is kind of famous.

We had deal...agreed in principle...just waiting to sign...then crazy man vomit in fire.

He lies to managers, fans and now players. The trifecta!

Bright future for this kid. I hope he sticks around for a long time. The lift he got on that header...I'm surprised someone from the NBA hasn't called him yet.

Play him in the right spots and he can do the job, I reckon. He doesn't have pace but can make up for it with composure and guile. He'd be exposed against pacier wingers but I guess that's what Dummet will be for.

I like his all around game. Clever header, too.

Great win. We were well organized and worked hard. Lascelles with 2 big plays. Some encouraging performances. This was a blueprint for us to win games and steal some points.

Today, Rafa Benitez underwent surgery to remove his desire to manage NUFC. The procedure was performed by Mike Ashley with assistance from Lee Charnley.

So, for the first time ever, I get two emails from SportsDirect.com this morning hawking his goods with prices in $. Coincidence? I think not.

what a hot steaming mess of shit

There HAS to be another signing lined up. Joselu and Redcardovic won't be enough up front.

Quick feet, plays with his head up and his timing is impeccable, with the ball and when going to get it.

Atsu fucking torched Zabaleta. He belongs on the left, IMO.

I thought the first to score would win the match. I think we played with an understanding and except for a 10 minute scary stretch in the 2nd half we were the better team. Ayoze and Ritchie worked their socks off and we did a great job pressing all over the pitch. Merino has some quick, nifty feet!

I can't believe people are blaming Rafa. Once again, promises were made and not kept. Rafa is forced to bring a knife to a gunfight.

Probably planning Pardew's Grande Return as we speak.

I've got no problem with this post IF Rafa stays. If Rafa gets frustrated and leaves then all hope is gone.

The guy is a classic for thinking he knows best and surrounding himself with cheap yes men. He's also a gambler, but when it comes to Newcastle there's no value to him to finish high up the table and spend to get there, it's about spending the least and just surviving. That is where the profit is coupled with pumping free and global Sports Direct branding down our throats. You have to remember that Mike Ashley isn't a sports fans in the slightest. He doesn't think in terms of fans dreaming of winning things or being excited by signing top players and trying to play top football. He just wants to keep the free global advertising money train going in this league and make profit on selling on cheap players. To us under funding your team is essentially shitting on your fan base and hopes for survival or more, to Mike Ashley it's the thrill of knowing better than others and finding a crafty way to stay up on the cheap regardless of how s*** the football gets or how much it tramples on the very essence of supporting a football club. A sane football fan will never understand Mike Ashley. A greedy, egotistical, selfish business parasite would be high fiving him on a job well done. Quoted for truth.