Consortium of one

Ashley is a wildcard. Even he doesn't know what direction his head is going most times. Somehow he's built SD into an empire by flying by the seat of his pants but that obviously hasn't worked with a football club. I'm looking forward to a more business-like owner. Give me someone with a plan, some strategy to build commercial income and market the club to increase revenues across the board.

I certainly hope there is some kind of provisional bore hole clause.

Obviously tapping up some of the top DoFs in football. "Run my club, clean out the rubbish. Let's win hardware."

Maybe the kids can walk out onto the pitch with sack cloth on their heads.

It's like the drunk laying face down in the gutter looking down his nose at someone

I seem to remember him on the left wing. He seemed more comfortable in space, going forward.

Does that dentist tweet have any teeth to it?

Was Koeman responsible for their transfer dealings? Losing Lukaku was huge and bringing in all the pieces they brought in, you'd figure it would take more than 9 games to get everyone on the same page.

Consortium of One

Oh Amanda, you're saving NUFC, we hear Casting out Ashley And bringing to each eye, a tear Well done, lass Come to bed, dear

PCP shows interest n NUFC and moves to the next step. Ashley, hoping to force the issue a bit says that other parties are interested. PCP pushes back by saying that they're looking at other clubs too. This is all part of the game. If PCP is inspecting the books then both parties are quite serious.

Great bit of business. Ship him out in January and bring Colcack into the first team. It will be like a new signing.

Consortium of One is a fan and is kind of famous.

We had deal...agreed in principle...just waiting to sign...then crazy man vomit in fire.

He lies to managers, fans and now players. The trifecta!

Bright future for this kid. I hope he sticks around for a long time. The lift he got on that header...I'm surprised someone from the NBA hasn't called him yet.

Play him in the right spots and he can do the job, I reckon. He doesn't have pace but can make up for it with composure and guile. He'd be exposed against pacier wingers but I guess that's what Dummet will be for.

I like his all around game. Clever header, too.

Great win. We were well organized and worked hard. Lascelles with 2 big plays. Some encouraging performances. This was a blueprint for us to win games and steal some points.

Today, Rafa Benitez underwent surgery to remove his desire to manage NUFC. The procedure was performed by Mike Ashley with assistance from Lee Charnley.

So, for the first time ever, I get two emails from SportsDirect.com this morning hawking his goods with prices in $. Coincidence? I think not.

what a hot steaming mess of shit

There HAS to be another signing lined up. Joselu and Redcardovic won't be enough up front.

Quick feet, plays with his head up and his timing is impeccable, with the ball and when going to get it.

Atsu fucking torched Zabaleta. He belongs on the left, IMO.