Pilko

Deserved for that pathetic nonce of a run up. Fuck off Eze

Fuck off and die, referees.

Fuck off man, he gets a clear if faint touch on the ball, you can see it change direction. Total bollocks that they're reviewing it.

He gets a faint touch on the ball there.

May as well play the second half at Whitley Bay Ice Rink for a better surface.

Bloody hell man his output has been absolutely insane second half of this season. Some strike anarl.

All I can remember is the ridiculous Brazilian style fanfare they had at the stadium when he signed, and him bagging a couple in a big win over Man U. Agree he was expensive and overall a bad buy, I just think there's probably worse strikers with far poorer goal records to squeeze into a top 25.

Always find Afonso Alves a weird one on these lists. I do remember him being largely crap, but 10 goals in 42... there's got to be big money buys with worse records than that surely? Straight away I think of Ricky van Wolfswinkel - similar fee to Alves, 1 goal in 25 appearances.

Remember singing that about Shola when it first came out I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you til we're promoted Shola, Ameobi

Predicting a scrappy game and a 1-0 win.

Two deflected goals, the fucking pricks. PSG better score soon and nip this well and truly in the bud

If Hakimi connected with McGinn's boat there it would have made him better looking.

Spawny fuckers

Hahahaha again Bye bye Villa

Hahahaha. Piss off Villa

Eddie's meticulous levels of prep to ensure we keep the winning streak going:

Was just having a flick through Redcafe and the sheer gall of this remark, after fucking decades of bullshit soft home penalty awards under Fergie: Referring to Dalot hoying himself over for a pen under challenge from Bruno just before our second goal btw.

Should be two nowt that.

The best leaders can be identified by how things run in their absence. You just know there'll be a meticulous plan and rhythm in place that Tindall and Jones can pick up and execute.

Genuinely forgot he was on the pitch when he came on today.

Have they forgotten that he oversaw the 3-3 draw with Brentford when Eddie first took over?

Well done to him. There was a job to ensure he was keeping everything consistent and focused this week, and probably for him to be the calm one for a change. Delighted he got his day in the big chair right as I'm sure Eddie will be too.

Man U want to bladder Amorim before they spend another half a billion on players to fit into his shite system. They're hopeless, there's not even any sign of it looking like it's getting better. Obviously I hope he stays. We were fantastic there, ruthlessly efficient in the second half especially. Delighted that JT got a win during his shot in the big chair and hopefully Eddie watched from his hospital bed and feels better for seeing his side get such a big win. Barnes btw. The geezer is just goals. Class.

Fuck off man. Spawny cunts

That's an absolutely magic assist and emphatic finish. Love to see it.