Pilko

The fucking irony that we get accused of time wasting every week. This is like an Aston Villa hijack episode of Holby fucking City

Joelinton and Cash cards 18/1 Solanke and Bruno G 2+ SOT 39/1 Miggy to score anytime NUFC win NUFC 7+ corners 20/1 Kane, Wilson and Zaha anytime 18/1

Feel like the last 3 or 4 times Howe has said he "has a chance of being involved" or "might be on the bench" he's subsequently not been involved. Hopefully that's not the case today and he's a sub.

VC'd Jesus and if the cunt doesn't net against Forest at home I'm taking him out. Pathetic goal output for the main striker who plays most minutes for the top side in the division.

Cancelo and Soyuncu card double 21/1 Not loads of other value kicking about in this early. Will be on the Harold Header trail again later - best priced 10/1 with 365.

3-0 win I reckon. Wilson, Almiron, Botman

Needed a Carlisle goal for £210. Hope the bastards get relegated.

Slapped a free fiver on over 2.5s in all the 8pm CL games and it's the one game I'd have had my house on for goals that's drawing a blank in an otherwise decent first half of that bet.

Stockport/Carlisle btts Stevenage Northampton Salford Also backed btts in all the Nat League games for the jackpot. Was only 3 away at the weekend, it will happen one day!!!

I think a good improvement for VAR would be to have a timer on it - something like 60 seconds from the play stopping and if they can't make a clear recommendation within that timeframe, stick with the original onfield decision.

Boringmouth were just the same as this at SJP. Players going down with various ailments and injuries for the entire 90 minutes and ruining any tempo or rhythm to the game. Great tactic to win away points, fucking dismal as a viewer.

Scamacca to score a header 10/1 Sky Bowen and Solanke 2+ SOT 11/1 365 Billing 2+ SOT, Rice 1+ SOT 35/1 Sky (a measly 23/1 with PP...) Bournemouth 6 SOTs and 6 corners 38/1 PP And going to cover whatever Betting Village come up with using my freebies.

Ando's hilarious at the moment, he sounds like he's enjoying it but still with his miserable negative tone. Imagine a really down in the dumps Ally McCoist basically. The era of "argh you've godda pass da ball dere Gutierrez" when he was pure misery was a bit much like. It was like Lowes could tell him his lottery numbers had just come up and he'd sigh and say "well dere's quite a big chance I get a papercut on dat giant cheque and it'll be raining when I go to collect it"

That's his best performance in our shirt today for me. Almost a 10/10, he was absolutely everywhere, intelligent in the challenge, didn't waste the ball & even hustled himself an assist. Fantastic work Sean and keep it up

I was totally wrong about him when we appointed him like. Some of that was due to the Emery bungle but he's an unbelievable coach and manager. The performance levels he's getting out of Miggy, Sean, Murphy, BDB... incredible. He and his staff are brilliant.

Delighted to contribute to de history of de Tottenham there. They created fuck all other than the early Son chance and the goal, we fully deserved it.

I think in 10 years time we'll talk about this fella like we do about Woodgate now. He's sensational, got it all and he's 22. 22! Imagine how good he'll be in a few years time.

What a result. Unbelievable stuff!!!

Cheers. Was still wanting VAR to chalk it off despite it being worth £105

Flagged offside.

Exceptional half that. Hope we can see it through.

Feel like Wilson has a genuine pen shout at least once per match and he never, ever gets them given.

Willock a stonking 25/1 FGS with Sky.

Three left backs on the bench but nae Anderson?

Neves 2+ SOT 7/1 (365) with a card 24/1