Pilko

me too fucking diabolical thread btw but completely acceptable apparently. strange. not really. a tad sarcastic i admit, but i would really love to know why this shit is tolerated in every thread it "magically" appears in. Good luck with that.

me too fucking diabolical thread btw but completely acceptable apparently. strange. not really.

You forgot to draw Nicky Butt in a with a giant wrecking ball.

Well we might have to start calling you Kaizero if you keep failing to turn up to these matches... I'm assuming you missed my delightful header that set the Gimp away early in the game? I do realise I wasn't all that like, the previous night really did take it's toll on me. Lack of professionalism, etc. You assumed right, Rich won the 'Pilko touching the ball sweepstake' with 3, I had 6 I had plenty of touches, just the problem was none of them were any good.

I might play centre back, or centre mid in the next game.

Well we might have to start calling you Kaizero if you keep failing to turn up to these matches... I'm assuming you missed my delightful header that set the Gimp away early in the game? I do realise I wasn't all that like, the previous night really did take it's toll on me. Lack of professionalism, etc.

You'd need a map and compass.

You're doing it on purpose now. :'(

Those are actually the scores I've put in for my I Know The Score prediction league. If ayone wants to clutch at straws, I'm top of the league by a mile. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01386/obama-straw_1386774c.jpg

If were to go down, we would need some pace in midfield. There is no way we would get promoted with a Butt/Nolan central pairing.

I agree. Most of the people in the crowd who don't read these boards or similar, and don't get involved in the debating of the whole politics/finance/ownership side of the club will just go under the logic that "it's good to see us win some games for a change".

My legs are as stiff as fuck. Apologies if I didn't seem up for this properly, the previous night took its toll a little bit. I was sick as soon as I got home.

Saw Nixon trying to chat up dan b's lass and totally bomb out.

Rocker. And every fucker laughed. You think that was awkward, you should have seen some of the looks that lot who were waiting to play gave me when I clenched fist and screamed "GEDDIN THERE!!" after stuartbrown06 scored for us.

Who was it who crunched you in the corner late on btw Dave? Just remember you going to ground and the other people on the sideline sniggering. I didn't laugh, I would never do such a thing.

Dalglish as well as buying some monumental shite also left us with Solano, Dabizas, Given, Speed and Hamann. A lot of people forget that. Benitez also has a transfer record with as many hits as he has misses and yet he's constantly lauded by the press. People forget he bought crap like Morientes, Josemi, Kromkamp, Mark Gonzalez etc.

I heard one word come out of Nixon's gob in the pub, and it was enough to make me, Neil, stu and Stephen laugh. What was the word, I hear you ask?

I've been celebrating in the pub. [because I'm a pisshead] The first step is admitting it. (is it also the last step? no! the last step is quitting!)

He genuinely did say that.

Oh, and special mention to biggs, who said in the car park: "Aye, so when is Dave getting here? He's the erm, ya kna, The Leader, isn't he?"

Seconded.

Ah no mate I'm not blaming you, it was just you who took a freekick right at the death when I was off. Is that why you weren't on the pitch then? Aye, dan b wanted to come back on for the last 5 or so minutes so I made way for him.

In before the lock.

Fair play like Wullie, for all the stick I gave you last time for your dodgy finishing, you took that goal really well.