Pilko

Except Boumsong. I'm pretty sure he did the same to Drogba for another match that season. Was that the 0-0 game at home when he crocked Ballack? He was awesome that day. I remember going mental when Carroll almost won it in stoppage time.

cp40 has a new home.

I swear to god, that Role Model and cp40 are getting almost as bad as NE5 now. Every bloody thread, Keegan this, Keegan that.

Why would we loan out a CM when we only have four, and at least one always seems to be injured or suspended?

Nile Ranger is what Willis was talkin' about. EDIT: what a great page topper

Well, the last time Kinnear went to a friendly looking for players it just didn't work out, did it? All he saw was 20 people in red and blue tops running/waddling around, a man in a black jumper taking photos and some other guy smoking a tab on the sidelines. It could have easily been Croatia vs England, but it was actually the N-O match.

WHAT'CHOO TALKIN ABOUT WILLIS? http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y300/jchavez4am/gary-coleman.jpg

Zokora a bit of a naff example. A better one would be Makelele when he was at Chelsea, or for those a bit older, Dieter Eilts for Germany in the early 90's (I think).

Militant Black Guy \o/ pedro with such great taste.

Agree with what Jon just said there.

Racist. I bet Jesse Jackson's creaming his pants reading this. How is what I said there any more or less racist than what everyone else has said, especially the OP? The OP reckons black players are the dogs danglies, well Pompey have a team full, and they are shit. hth

Hall of Fame potential methinks.

Yeah, Portsmouth are doing really well with all their black power, aren't they?

I stopped reading after the bit in bold. Because again, HTT has said something which is just wrong, wrong, wrong.

Did you know they've invented the wheel?

That's a very good post.

Fucking hell, someone call Age Concern.

Well, at least with wanting to be a journo you've got the "incredibly shit and not funny puns" part right.

Christ Nixon, a new low.

colin, my money would be on a score draw.

Bale should just give up on life.

Who scored?

Carroll's header off the line was as close as we came.

I love it how the Abu Dhabi lot have given Hughes about £50m and told him to go play in the sand with the other simpletons, while they go out with their hunting hats shooting at the big game.