Pilko

Fuck me, Everton with the NUFC move of conceding immediately after scoring

What an assist

Fucking chod that from City.

Wrong thread

Or not goal given

That's a howler by Guehi, he's lucky there.

Got to score that Ndiaye FFS. Must be class having a goalkeeper that makes big saves and holds shots.

If the Bruno Fernandes one is a yellow then that has to be too, really similar in terms of force and point of contact.

Sterling

Oh sorry, it's the other one.

Deflected opener for Rangers

Ronnie Browne from the Corries, always murders Flower of Scotland before their internationals with customary "COME ON!" every other line.

There should only be one bloke singing badly before a game in Scotland and it's a certain Ronnie the Corrie.

Who's this old fucker on the karaoke at Hearts

That's one of the best goals you'll see that will count for absolutely fuck all See also: Barton, J away at Stevenage

Be great if Boehly kept sacking caretakers after shit results to the point where you have the kit man in charge for the final day.

Please save one of these high scoring away performances for Thursday eh Forest

Looked off to me but goal given

Chelsea fucking hell.

Might be a slightly controversial take this but I think the Bigi on the wing / defensive tactics against Benfica in the second leg were about the only time Pardew got his tactics right as NUFC manager, other than a handful of games in the latter days of the 5th place season. If Benfica scored we needed 3 just to take it to extra time. Our best hope of winning that tie was 2-0 and it panned out more or less how he predicted, in that if we could be 1-0 up with 20-25 mins to go, we could bring all our attackers on and try for the second goal. We needed to get through the first hour unscathed really. I remember Ben Arfa and others having good chances and coming close at 1-0 before the sucker punch at the death, on another night we maybe get through that tie. Worth pointing out I hated loads about his tactics - the hoofball, Ben Arfa left on the bench behind Ryan Taylor or Obertan on the right, the obsession with Gouffran doing shuttle runs on the left flank every week, the way he threw players under the bus, the three years without a goal from a corner, and so on. But I think he got Benfica (h) right and we were edged out.

Palmer he's absolutely fucking crap. Almiron style hot streak a few years ago.

If he hadn't left like such a cunt there'd be comedy value in signing him back on a free years later like Carroll. Can't believe it's even being hypothetically talked about like.

VAR also backed that ridiculous Bournemouth pen yesterday when the guy threw himself over under basically no contact.

I always thought clash of heads was given as a drop ball? Can't remember seeing a pen awarded for it before.

Would predict a draw but we don't really do draws. 1-2, we've a good record here & Bruno likes to pop up with a goal. And they'll have probably emptied the tank Thursday night.