Pilko

An Aaron Ramsdale dive from the keeper

Cunts 1-1

Oh fuck off. The inevitable Sellick pen

Geddin Hearts! You jambos

If the footy was like this for a whole season supporting one of these teams you'd have a permanent crick in your neck. The ball has barely touched the deck.

And a nation reaches for the mute button as Sky once again give extended coverage of the nauseating entitlement anthem.

Definitely will be remembered fondly as one of the good guys and a really reliable, solid defender. Best of luck to him.

Maybe a little yeah. I'd say the games are all 90 minutes and there aren't many games in the Europa where you can cigar it up and not expend energy, although they are undoubtedly easier than a lot of the equivalent games we have played. Someone else said it above but I think they'll have allowed the ball to do the work in some of those games rather than having to pull the lever marked "graft" to full throttle which I'm hoping we can start to do a bit ourselves next season.

Go somewhere else then. You can't dictate what other people comment on.

And this is your latest bout of being selective, handpicking a bunch of results to suit a head in the clouds, happy clapping narrative lacking any kind of proper analysis or critical thought. It must be class.

They can't have been shite as often as you say to be in the position they're in. I've done no such thing, I asked a simple question about why the 3 games a week thing seems to cripple us but another team in a similar bracket manages to navigate it loads better. It seems to have stung loads of people. Thankfully for us all we'll get a break from it all in a few weeks anyway.

Aye, plenty shite having just secured CL football with a game to spare. Must be sorcery or dumb luck managing to do that when you have to play two or three games a week, can't be any other explanation. Also, you cite one game as an example, what about the one at St James where they absolutely walked all over us for the duration? Doesn't fit your narrative I suppose.

Sorry, my bad, I forgot the season started in January.

Amazing how Villa have managed to play midweek all the time without crying on about it and looking shit every weekend. Wonder how they've done that.

4-1 McGinn

Liverpool starting to look a bit ragged, this could be 4 or 5 if Villa fancy it.

That Marmaladefagashvillain is absolutely chod, glad we didn't spend big money on him.

Hahahahaha 3-1. Take that Mac Alister you cheating little dwarf fuck

Lollerpool

"keep him fit" suggests he was ever fit in the first place. Hope he's absolutely chod for Sweden and gets another nice injury before pre season.

I reckon he's got another year in him but we'll ideally add a younger CB to the mix who can learn off him while he's still here.

Doubt there's any truth in it, one of his key strengths is listed as passing.

Would rather Hull if only it scrubs an awful long away trip & they're the one who's been out of the league a bit longer. Southampton is miles away, a dull as fuck club and I'm still scarred by years and years of getting shit results down there, be it Le Tissier magic or the yearly 4-0 scuddings under Pardew.

Hope this is the end days of Pep we're seeing. Win the league and fuck off in a blaze of glory please.

I was hoping to see him wearing a long beige trench coat and a trilby hat.