Pilko

He was really off the boil today, but he'll have games like that - even top strikers do. The main problem is that the alternatives are someone who should be making podcasts for a living by now, and a raw as fuck wildcard that we flat out refuse to ever use. Virtually all of us said Wilson needed upgrading two summers ago, and we're still watching him trot around like a lame pony getting a last sentimental walk round the yard.

He's been excellent lately, but today's performance in isolation has been nowt short of disgraceful. Hopefully back to his best next week.

Exhibit A of why we need his long-term replacement in this summer, today. He's still valuable but against someone with pace and great movement like Watkins he's not up to it anymore, sadly.

This is a disgrace.

Fuck off man. This has been an absolute disgrace today, not good enough. There's losing and then there's getting absolutely outdone in every single department.

Get Trippier off corners for fucks sake. Garbage.

Far too many of them nowhere near it today. Schar (goal aside), Tripps, Murphy, Bruno, Isak - all abject.

How fucking easy was that. Absolutely disgusting, disgraceful goal to concede.

We've been absolutely non existent as an attacking entity this half. Need to change something.

Isak's on a different planet so far.

Yeah, he drinks.

Every time we go forward on the left, we're ignoring the overlap run and trying to thread our way through the congestion on the edge of the box, very frustrating.

Total lack of consistency from this prick today.

Best keeper in the world my fucking arse, Martinez

Get in. What a ball that is Harvey sir

Kamara again, no card though, fucking shock

Fuck off Gillett. Couldn't wait to wave that but didn't give the obvious Kamara pull back earlier a card. This has all the hallmarks of a frustrating day already regardless of what we actually do.

"it's not unlike the Jhon Duran one" Fuck off Alan Smith you marble mouthed cunt

Howay man Bruno. Shite ball

Any danger we could engage Watkins instead of just letting him shoot?

Ah well, been a while since we've posted a class win from behind. Today.

Fuck right off man

Thing is, we don't need to wish illness or misfortune on their staff, players or fans. Playing for, working at or supporting Sunderland is shit enough.

That'll be £20m rated Trai Hume.