Pilko

Hahahaha again Bye bye Villa

Hahahaha. Piss off Villa

Eddie's meticulous levels of prep to ensure we keep the winning streak going:

Was just having a flick through Redcafe and the sheer gall of this remark, after fucking decades of bullshit soft home penalty awards under Fergie: Referring to Dalot hoying himself over for a pen under challenge from Bruno just before our second goal btw.

Should be two nowt that.

The best leaders can be identified by how things run in their absence. You just know there'll be a meticulous plan and rhythm in place that Tindall and Jones can pick up and execute.

Genuinely forgot he was on the pitch when he came on today.

Have they forgotten that he oversaw the 3-3 draw with Brentford when Eddie first took over?

Well done to him. There was a job to ensure he was keeping everything consistent and focused this week, and probably for him to be the calm one for a change. Delighted he got his day in the big chair right as I'm sure Eddie will be too.

Man U want to bladder Amorim before they spend another half a billion on players to fit into his shite system. They're hopeless, there's not even any sign of it looking like it's getting better. Obviously I hope he stays. We were fantastic there, ruthlessly efficient in the second half especially. Delighted that JT got a win during his shot in the big chair and hopefully Eddie watched from his hospital bed and feels better for seeing his side get such a big win. Barnes btw. The geezer is just goals. Class.

Fuck off man. Spawny cunts

That's an absolutely magic assist and emphatic finish. Love to see it.

Fuck right off with that Kieran. Utter shite.

Yeah turns out the hospital he was admitted to was Theme Hospital.

Only in their backwards world would a gambling cheat be worse than a paedophile.

Nowt wrong with playing top level opposition in pre-season, like. I'm sure we'll have a local jaunt to Pools, Darlow, Gateshead, Carlisle etc to start with and maybe some Championship opposition in the UK too but may as well coin it in on these tours if we can. The key difference to the Ashley era far-flung jaunts is that they'll be just as conducive to getting the lads ready for mid-August as they will be to making money.

Tindall will be buzzing to sit in the big boy chair and be centre of attention for a bit.

"How to Lose" Big fan of the water bottle too, I reckon the club will have saved thousands a month on cutting down the amount of bottled water we had to buy in for him to glug during matches to get rid of the salty bacon aftertaste.

2-1 was a decent result for Villa, 3-1 feels a bit beyond them. Feeling no sympathy at all, must have been nice fun for them pissing about beating teams of farmers and bank managers in the ridiculous new group stages.

Absolutely no problem with him sticking around from both a leadership point of view and to offer emergency cover.

Saw a stat the other day saying that a team promoted from the National League hasn't gone straight back down the season after for about 40 years or something. There's clearly very little between League 2 and the Vanarama.

Shelvey hit the bar from his own half in a defeat at Sheffield Wednesday in the Championship too, as I recall.

I also think I'd give much more consideration to Lejeune's bicey at Goodison, if it weren't for the context of the spawny spam fritter on the touchline celebrating one of the most undeserved points in PL history minutes later.

Don't think it's the best ever, but honourable mention for Bramble's volley against Chelsea that got us into Europe via the Intertoto.