Pilko

I think that's off

Liverpool

Remember watching an interview with Bez who said when they came in at 6-0 Keegan asked if anyone wanted to come off second half to give a few of the other lads a chance to taste the atmosphere, and he stuck his hand up because he wanted to sit back and watch some our unbelievable footy for himself and enjoy the whole thing.

Ubereatsi Eze

Francesco Stottie

Jamie Carryout

Gareth Southbait

Should be pushing £80m and some add-ons really. Feel like his stock won't get any higher whilst he's here so a good time to sell.

Fucking hell Forest are dismal. Bet the cunts turn up this weekend though.

Hate that little fucker McGinn but he's been absolutely brilliant.

of course we are. And if he doesn't fancy it we'll move onto Ollie Watkins, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Dominic Solanke and then if we're feeling really exotic and inventive, Raul Jimenez.

Taken Bromley from the Conference to League 1 with a smallish budget tbf to Woody, he must be good at something.

Does not compute

Sheer corruption right there. The fucking pens these cunts got against us and last week too, and that's apparently fine - arm above his head and ball wallops into it.

Shenshational

I really hope Summerville is a product of "they love PL players" journalism. If you believed most of the rumours in the press we could make a huge saving by sacking off the whole scouting department and just getting Howe and Tindall to watch Match of the Day every Saturday.

He's not my favourite Dutch midfielder of all time, though. No, my favourite Dutch midfielder of all time is Mr Edgar Davids, so...

Hope that knee to the head knocks some decency into the cunt.

How does that cunt Gabriel get away with everything FFS. Awful fucking prick

Urgh, pricks

Phrases such as "absorbing", "chess match", "pulsating" and "tense" to be used at half time to describe what should actually be labelled as a 45-minute lake of shite.

Heavy away win full of shithousery and controversial set piece goals please.

Must be frustrating for him, hope he can get healthy in time for pre-season and have a good run of fitness.

Of course he's worth £75m+. We paid £45m+£5m for him and he's since become an England regular, has scored goals in the Champions League and his profile has raised significantly. OK, we know the truth that he's had one actual good season and the rest has been underwhelming and padded with loads of pens and goals against Qarabag this season, but it shouldn't matter so much. The media will start touting him about for £50m this summer, you watch. It's always like this, when Isak was first linked away and Arsenal were apparently going to "test our resolve" with a £60m bid, like we'd actually sell a better than 1-in-3 striker at a loss

Jones is a good player but we need to be more creative with the budget.