Pilko

I swear it's happened to us the last three or four home games at the end of the first half.

Wood hatty and Salah triple cap - great start

He's in a side that plays perfectly to his strengths, like. Likeable guy and can't begrudge him this extended golden form at all, although I wish Forest would fuck off a bit now

Kinnear was embarrassing and the football was putrid but he'd have kept us up if he didn't have his heart attack, we were drawing lots of games and averaging about a point per game overall. Carver gave us a hell of a scare and set some records in terms of losing runs but ultimately "did the job" in terms of keeping us up that year. Bruce or McClaren is the argument for me. Bruce was more of a cunt and it was a longer, more depressing period with worse football but he kept us in the division. SM wasn't a bad guy and did try to play better football but was incredibly out of his depth, naive, lacking in authority and relegated us despite two "spending sprees" (relative to Ashley's tenure). Hard to call. I'd probably go Bruce just because how much of a thick cunt he is.

£7m isn't bad seeing as we paid £12m two years ago and he's barely kicked a ball in anger since, if true.

That deluded world of RTG account is doing amazing work like. Proper funny.

He's wanted to leave since a few weeks after he joined, it's taken him this long to figure out how to say "I want to go back to Liverpool" in another language.

His PR guy has definitely seen the furore around the death threats to Michael Oliver and said best get that interview done and released, David. Hope he can move forwards with the rest of his life in a positive fashion.

Advert gone up from the club on LinkedIn for "Executive Assistant to the Sporting Director". Hopefully someone to sort Mitchell's tea and biccies whilst he gets some graft done in the transfer window.

Disgusting, spawny goal from a cunt club.

Spawny cunts, that took a huge deflection.

Would love to see Fulham run riot tonight.

excellent

Disallowed sadly for Paddy

Flabby Paddy's bairn at it again for Bournemouth, that's a brace today

Mike Dean saying should be a pen on SSN

Oh fuck off man.

Burn will probably be included as they've got that 6ft9 comedy striker who got off the mark last weekend. He's shit but you need someone physical in there against him.

They're absolutely chod, we'll win.

Well built. Most of its muscle innit.

yeah, it's Sir Rat's club, he doesn't want to spend any more money and that's up to him. Amorim should buy players out of his own pocket.

"That might have come off a City player last" Err... It's clear as day on the footage Why the delay?

He couldn't stand it in the end, he just left.

Yoro looks shit.

Hold on, I thought Man U were back again after Southampton shat the bed and gifted them some late goals? Ruben Alsoran doing a fantastic job.