Pilko

And after actually watching the vid: Nani, are you okay?

Dave from Newcastle, he has an Ameobi addiction. Briefly Dave from Stoke. See Shola Ameobi's wiki page for miore details. hth

Basically a lazy Milner.

Fixed.

Yep. Ameobi and Smith up front. It's the way forward. sell all of them, if we cant sell them then give them away, owen is a welsh arsewipe, Ameobi can trap a ball further than most can kick one and smith?? well i cannot describe how s**** he is! Precisely what I thought about you when I read that post.

This thread needs some fkn Skirge inspired fkn optimism. Players out (estimated wages): Ramage, £10,000 p/w Carr, £45,000 p/w Troisi, £3,000 p/w Rozehnal, £25,000 p/w Emre, £35,000 p/w Milner, £20,000 p/w Faye, £25,000 p/w Various youngsters we released (in total): £2,000 p/w Total: £165,000 p/w if my GCSE maths is still intact. Players in (estimated wages): Gutierrez, £30,000 p/w Guthrie, £20,000 p/w Bassong, £10,000 p/w Coloccini, £40,000 p/w Total: £100,000 p/w if that maths knowledge has lasted a further few minutes So even with my dodgy guesses, we've saved about £65,000 a week on wages. Paying Owen a further £15,000 a week would still leave us £50,000 a week better off, and like I said even if I'm £5,000 here and there out, we must have still saved over £15,000 a week for us to offer it to Owen. Hopefully theres still some space left for a few new bodies.

Just hope he signs the fucker.

It had better fucking not be

He's gone to his first choice all along, Benfica Hotspurs.

You know something we don't Dave?

I just want an end to this bloody saga, preferably before 1pm tomorrow as I go to Spain for 3 weeks, don't have the Internet however I do have Sky Sports News. Will be a nightmare though as the telly conks out all the time.

Aye, like when we splurged £15m on Martins and Duff and then ushered the bargain basement aquistions of Rossi, Sibierski and Bernard through the backdoor at the last minute.

Just shut up. Just f*** off Baggio > SUPERTOON if I'm honest.

I hate the game-by-game adverts on Metro radio for tickets. *ROOOOAAARRRRR* Make sure yar at Sint Jamesiz Park on the fourteenth of March te see King Kevin's lads tek on Davey Moyses' resurgent Toffees. Tickets available from the ticcccket office now, or call the ticket office fer ticccckets. *ROOOOAAARRRRR* Newcas-il United, SAAY you wa' there.

When was the last time you posted on these boards without the word "Coloccini" in there somewhere?

I'm sure Maldini has fallen over once or twice?

Rubbish. What an intelligent debate from the man with no opinion on anything. sez it all really

I get the feeling that this season will be a total disaster if we don't sign Coloccini. [/NE5]

hip hip hoo fucking ray

Damien Duff. Enter Wullie, stage right

2 in 2 weeks isnt that encouraging either Dave. We're still going to be very short of quality and quantity come the start of the season. And now with Viduka missing we can expect to see plenty of Ameobi and Smith. I'm not saying things are looking all brilliant and rosy in our garden (like some think I am). It just makes me laugh how people read 'I'm sure in the next two weeks we will see at least two signings coming in' and only seem to notice 'two signings'. I wish everyone was like you, Dave.

Maybe we should put Skirge in charge of doing all of our fkn transfers...

If the bid had been made public the day we'd submitted it, some people's heads would have fallen off by now. In your case then, shame it wasnt

If the bid had been made public the day we'd submitted it, some people's heads would have fallen off by now.

It's the only thing that's keeping sicko2ndbest posting. Do it now.