Pilko

I'd pay £3m to take the bastard off our wage list.

FYP.

Came in here to post something similar.

Aye, I doubt he'll make any decisions until the new gaffer is announced.

Hopefully he'll not like the look of Suazo and get shot. I'd take him in a heartbeat.

Oliver must be gutted that rent-a-quotes Taylor and Ramage are either on holiday or have buggered off.

He needs a one to one with Glenn Hoddle to get him right in the head again.

Don't talk such shite.

Aye, 22.20 on BBC1. Although I don't think we'll win. England against Trinidad AND Tobago? 11 against 22 does seem a little unfair.

He probably ain't daft enough tbh.

If Coloccini wants more money, he'll go to Real or Barca. If he wants first-team football, he'll go to Newcastle or City. If he wants the first-team football, we must simply bid and get a contract agreed before City sort out their managerial situation.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3637466,00.html All that I will say is that he's a beast on FM.

NUFC: "Your bill, sir." KK: "Fuck me, that's one hell of a lot of dishes!"

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Hey there Delima, what's it like in New York City?

Harsh. What's harsh about that? Motty and Lawro are the only two people who seem to think Rooney is great for England, when he's basically been Alan Smith for four years.

Brilliant.

If anything, that above statement is more evidence that Geremi needs to be replaced.

Is there a "If he does leave Man United then he is a complete and utter prick" option?

So the next Wayne Rooney: Someone who has a month of world-class form followed by 3-4 months of average-at-best Premier League striker quality that is still wanked over by the media?

Dunno where you are getting that form considering there has already been confirmed bids for Woodgate in January and Modric. Both were considerable bids. Aye, but he didn't really have much time then did he? And plus, he wouldn't have known who he wanted to sell within the first two weeks of being at the club. Eh?. what's your point? Keegan joined our club with about 2 weeks of the January window left - he wouldn't have had enough time to run the rule over the squad and decide who he wanted to flog. Therefore the theory of "having to sell before buying" was not really in place in January, as time was short.

Dunno where you are getting that form considering there has already been confirmed bids for Woodgate in January and Modric. Both were considerable bids. Aye, but he didn't really have much time then did he? And plus, he wouldn't have known who he wanted to sell within the first two weeks of being at the club.

And people, come off it please. Kenwyne Jones is utter gash. You might as well play a pillow up front. Or maybe a toenail clipping?

photoshop tttttttttime http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7707/tooncroucham4.png heh, I had to do it quick His shorts suggest his mind is on another club...

He probably still is. You are aware of his WAG, yes? Google 'Abigail Clancy', try not to cream on your monitor. I know who she is but who's to say Crouch is getting his leg over? Wasn't some brickie looking after that side of it when Crouch was at the World Cup? They've been together a while now, of course they'll have done it. Anyway, slippery slope so I'll quit while I'm ahead. Would I like Crouch at Newcastle? Yes, I think I would.