Pilko

People ridicule you all the time with no comeback so it's swings and roundabouts really. Except if Andy Reid sat on a swing or a roundabout he would break it.

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Even Lucinda can do it... Or not.

I would have complained about him being first, that's for sure. But not about his presence on the list, of course. Dyer, Smith, Shawky, Etuhu, Halford, Koumas, O'Neil.. All been worse than Barton in terms of appearances and overall contribution.

You could just pick ten West Ham signings tbh. Their transfer policy was awful, they just threw money at any player who might score a goal for them one day.

Is Crespo still Chelsea's player? I know he went on a complicated sort-of two year loan deal at Inter where Chelsea had a buy-back option or something.

Smith, Cacapa and Rozehnal were easily worse signings than Barton. Barton is beginning to find his form, and admittedly while he wasn't playing well, neither was the rest of the team. Our return to winning ways has coincided with him conjuring up some all-action displays - no way he can he the worst in the league ffs.

He'd better not be in the selected 16. St. James Park will already be crawling with leprechauns.

I hate Steve Bruce, because every time he's linked with our hotseat, or during a pre-Newcastle match press conference, or when asked about that 0-0 game at St. Andrews that relegated Birmingham, he always says: "Being a Geordie..."

Reid, Reid, wherever you be, You're always eating constantly

Hah, that's awesome

Joe Cole, SWP and Sidwell would be good. Two of them and that's your midfield sorted really, stick two of Butt, Barton, Geremi, Milner or Emre in with them and it would be very good. Possible chance of us getting Pizzaro as well, surely worth a punt. Or even Ben-Haim?

I reckon we should have an away kit next season the same as that rhubard and custard keepers kit we have now.

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster?" immediatley springs to mind.

West Brom (h), when he had that blondey-ginger mop thing on his head. Apart from that, I agree with you.

Leadbitter I'd imagine? It's a shame we don't have a local "gritty" midfielder, or looking at Leadbitter and Cattermole a local "thug" in the centre of the park.

Voted for Pattison.

Personally, I think if we keep Owen he should remain club captain. However, Beye should be vice-captain, and if Owen is injured or not at the club, Beye should be given the armband.

Birmingham at home, FA Cup, 1-5. Roeder's decision to play what seemed like a bald, ginger statue on our left wing seemed a bit strange, only when it moved on 34 minutes did I realise it was Pattison. Truly AWFUL player.

Listen good to this chant Mike Give Keegan your wallet or on your bike

Didn't realise Allardyce was that old.

Come to think of it, I remember some gadgey getting "BIG SAM 1" on the back of his shirt in JJB Sports last summer.

Fattison and Paye.

This. We've only worn it once to my knowledge, the Carling Cup game away at Arsenal.

Pattison actually looked a class little player when he had that poodle on his head, the 3-0 home win against WBA stands out as he was excellent that day. Since he went for the ginger baldy look it was downhill all the way though. Only Roeder stupid enough to buy the fat bastard. Pattison, Amdy Faye and Steven Carr btw.