Pilko

Harry has always been a crooked fucking wanker like. He'll probably 'apple and pears' his way out of this one.

Dock them 20 points imo.

Thanks for the great performances Shay! Now fuck off. Hope you enjoy sitting on the bench while Gigi is lined up in the summer, you cunt.

Can't wait for when he gets totally fucking sonned by Ryan Taylor.

Just the fee then. Hope he fucking well spends it.

SSN reporting a 4-and-a-half year deal signed, Given has passed his medical.

Maybe we can get someone with a final ball onto the wing then.

The City fans think he's wank. The City fans also think that Richards and Dunne are mint.

Gelson Fernandes would be an excellent signing.

1-0 win. Carroll.

He had a flashback to his run in the side under Roeder's caretaker time, I think.

Ameobi was blatantly not even fully fit. The other two I thought played well.

What Sky never, ever, ever realise is that the best games normally involve one title chaser and one mid-table team, or two mid-table teams. The BIG 4 SUPER SUNDAY CLASHES are just like Serie A, games of chess.

His final ball today was totally shite, and for that, he was no better than Duff, even for all his meaningless possesion he had. Every ball was a cross into the centre, low, that Ferdinand booted off the penalty spot.

On what basis? His final ball was fucking rotten.

He was rotten today.

You seem really negative tonight, very unlike you. Have you and Dave entered into some kind of forum 'Wife Swap'?

Stayed with a 5.

Harper - decent, 7 Taylor - won the pen by diving, otherwise fine - 6 Colo - shite, 5 Bassong - looking more and more the part, 8.5 Enrique - brilliant in defence and attack, 8 Jonas - final ball was awful, 6.5 Nolan - got more involved as the game went on, 6.5 Butt - retained possesion well and tackled well, 7 Duff - all fart and no shit, as usual, 5 Ameobi - did not look fit... nice pen, 6 Carroll - unlucky with header in first half, nice touches, 7 Lovenkrands - slotted in fine, 6

Feeling sick now. Off to my mates in 10 minutes.

We'll not lose so nothing is my fault, anyway, I'm off now. 3-1. Haha, excellent stuff. Hope you're right.

At a friends' in West Monkseaton. The beer fest is about to begin. COME ON THE TOON

What a load of tosh. He moved to Man City because they're way more ambitious than us. End of. The manner of his exit, the timing etc. he's just another mercenary, they all are at the end of the day. From now on I'll not be putting any stock in any of our players, Shay is the last straw. It's taken you a while to notice. How many non-mercenaries are there in the whole of football? Shearer. Harper.

No.

It's here where I want to thank Mick for being so optimistic in this thread, dishing out excellent advice and predicitions on this game. If we lose though, it's your fault.