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The lowest key pen award of all time even the commentator was chill about it.

It's not listed on the red button options on Virgin Media like. What a load of shite.

Great goal, but Southampton are absolutely chod.

Cook/Christie 28/1 is the value tonight for cards IMO. Both been in the book a lot all season.

Apparently they're after Rob Elliot from Gateshead, which I really hope isn't true as Heed are doing really well. Feel like a second successive loss of a manager early in the season when starting well might not be as easy to navigate again.

Filming bits of footage from the match I just don't understand, there'll be infinitely better footage when you get home if you want to see it again. And those who sit playing Candy Crush or fiddling about on Facebook etc during the game make my blood boil, especially when it's so hard to get tickets these days. I don't mind if someone wants to take a quick photo of the match, or the flag displays etc, five second job maybe at kick-off or during a lull in play, but other than that I'd love it if phones in general were prohibited during the match itself (half time being fine). Only exception I'd give to the nae phones rule is a situation late in the season where there's permutations around finishing positions / Europe / relegation / title etc. like Barnsley (h) in 2017 where everyone was trying to check the Brighton score.

Villa away next for Man U as well. Get a heavy potting there and I wonder if they'll have an itchy trigger finger and get rid of baldy.

Man U look absolutely abysmal and yet you know they'll at least draw this, possibly even win it.

Don't understand why people are arguing over one that went our way so much. Remember that fucking Jota one at Anfield last year? If that's a pen, the Gordon one was a fucking stonewaller.

Palmer's obviously very good, but I'm trying to think if I've ever seen a more gormless looking bloke in my entire life.

Micah Richards sounded like he was trying to order food on holiday explaining those Arsenal corner routines. Weird slow patronising tone.

Class win away at Southend for the Heed today. Win their game in hand and they're a point off top spot, fingers crossed that Dagenham result was just a one off freak drubbing.

Got away with one first half but really stood up second half, some good saves particularly the last one.

Much better today, excellent result in the circumstances. Dare I say it... but please just play Tonali from now on

Murphy has been infuriating.

I'd love someone to deck that smarmy cunt Grealish.

That first half felt a bit more cohesive in general I thought, despite the lack of a central striker and higher class opposition. Having Tonali in there definitely helps.

Fuck off man. Absolutely shite from Trippier letting Grealish skip past him.

So sad watching the space on our right wing and then the lack of quality from Murphy.

Forgot about him, still a very good player as well. Ridiculous depth they have!

So - Gundo, Bernardo Silva, Foden in their midfield three? It's helpful not to have to face Rodri and KDB but that's still hellishly strong Think I'd go Sean, Bruno, Tonali in our three. Joelinton left, Barnes right, Gordon through the centre. I'm assuming Isak's toe will either rule him out or he'll be nowhere near it again so may be the best option.

Spurs are lucky they're so shite because a half decent side could have scored 3 or 4 against their mad shapeless 10 men muddle here.

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Expect this might not be a popular take but I'd bring Sean in for this one. We'll have fuck all of the ball anyway and we could do with his energy, running and ability to generally spoil. I would also be tempted to leave one of Gordon or Isak out given their poor form and go with Joelinton wide left, Barnes right and then one of Isak/Gordon through the middle with Sean, Tonali and Bruno behind. Not sure what approach Eddie will adopt and it's probably the sort of game we don't need at the minute, where we will struggle to recapture any rhythm due to City's style and possession. Hopefully we can at least avoid a pasting & compete well regardless of the result, and then use the Wimbledon game to hopefully build some cohesive attacking momentum.