Pilko

Some handy EFL level players in that list.

May be the lack of movement sapping my enthusiasm somewhat but I don't think I can be arsed to start chewing through various theories etc. Whatever happens or doesn't happen by the window shutting I'm sure will come out in the wash one way or another. One thing I'm certain of and would seriously cast doubt over is that they aren't trying their utmost to get some business done.

Gateshead an early goal up. Really hope they can keep this start they're having going.

Sean Neave got a hatty for the U18s in a 3-3 draw, see his name come up a lot as having done well.

If ever there was a club I wish would go out of business and never exist again, it's Liverpool.

Urgh, fuck off.

Sick of the coverage the wall pusher victim anthem gets before their games.

A Brentford win here would be so so fucking funny.

Yeah you're going back to that late Leicester winner really. He sort of did it today with about 10 mins to go although he was very deep where he started and ended up having to check back and pass inside, but it was a glimpse of what we've missed with him.

Did very well today.

Great cameo today. Need to find a way of getting him into the team as the way he glides past opponents when he's on form is magic.

Weird one that. We were shite for all but 15 minutes of the game but could have won it in that time as their keeper made some unbelievable saves, and then got a break with the VAR call at the end. Then again, VAR fucked us last week so swings and roundabouts. Very satisfied with a point considering we rarely seem to beat this lot & how muddled we looked for the vast duration. Eddie needs to try and get that 15 minute period we put together into a longer performance. The subs all made a positive difference, particularly Barnes who was terrific.

Thank fuck for that. We deserve a point.

Well done lads. All that effort coming back into the game for nothing.

Spend some fucking money. This is shit

Give Ofcom a ring and see if they'll get us to pack it in.

Crap first half but like Georgie Best compared to Gordon on the other side.

Dreadful half. Please improve.

Please change it second half. Might be nice if we could beat his former club in a league game for a change.

Fuck off Joelinton. Weak as a kitten for the third time this afternoon.

Stifler on the phone to Sky after the match:

Morgan Rogers looks like a great player.

Think this might be the earliest I give up. Team full of 2 pointers and already injuries and players being dropped etc.

Glad to see that Palace push for Europe going well. Won a few games at the arse end of last season and suddenly think you're Brazil 1970

Would someone tell that brain dead cunt Merson to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Trying to hear what the other pundits are saying about the other games and every time someone as much as breathes at the Etihad he starts screaming gibberish and "OH OH OH AH AH AH" over the top of them. So fucking annoying.