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Kyle Crossley joined South Shields on a two year deal and Cameron Ferguson (who I thought we released ages ago?) signed for his da at Caley Thistle on a permanent too. https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/young-duo-complete-moves-from-newcastle

Eddie doesn't like too much upheaval in one go, personally would be surprised if he wanted to change the entire goalkeeping department in one window. Trafford in for Pope would leave Mark Gillespie as last man standing

The fucking shine on Martinez's chrome dome

So. Pope - Odysseas - Ruddy - Gillespie? Dubravka obviously on his bike. Must have put a pin in the Trafford signing for now as Odysseas was cheaper?

Genuinely think there'll only be enforced changes. Trent or Konsa for the suspended Guehi and perhaps Palmer for Trippier and Saka to LB again if he doesn't make it. Won't be any progressive changes by his own design, though. Hasn't got the arsehole to drop the bigger names.

Wonder if this actually went through yesterday pre-PSR deadline or not?

Reckon this means Dubravka goes to third choice if we can't flog him, if we can we'll fetch in Ruddy or Begovic or one of the other old keepers linked for third spot. Unless we're still in for Trafford and Odysseas the Lamb Skewer is third choice? Who knaas.

Best of luck to him. Think we've got ourselves a good fee there - Cole Palmer went for £40m, for context. Hope he can cement himself a Premier League career at Forest.

The rare photo of him in a toon top there having never as much as even played a friendly for us Best of luck to him. Hope he does well but not too well that we regret it.

Fucking WOW.

Definitely think he was unused today because that stubborn big nosed bore in the dugout didn't like his honest interview where he said we were crap after the last game. More interested in proving himself right than making an obvious fix to the side.

Toney on with seconds to go is Gareth's take on Capelli putting Heskey on when 4-1 down to Germany with minutes to go.

Eze is thick as pigshit. Not good enough for international football.

This is horrible

Fuck off Kane you utter shit cart horse cunt.

The lack of urgency here is genuinely staggering.

Foden is an absolute fucking fraud. The amount of times that midget cunt absolutely mauls Newcastle on his own and for England he can't even do the basics right.

Slovaks making changes before we do

No changes Got to be trolling at this point.

Long kicks to Saka

Saka is fucking pathetic. Weak as a kitten.

Die in a fire Gareth you big nosed fraud

We're fucking dog shit

Christ almighty. More chance of Jay Slater coming home than football at this rate.