Pilko

I wish Liverpool would go out of business. What a disgusting fucking club and associated with so many cunts

Fuck Liverpool, get in Ajax.

Tsimikas card single 5/1

It's de history of de Tottenham

Bayern Munich, Salford, Barrow, Leyton Orient for a shade under £200

They always reset it to zero within a day or two, my theory is that they wait that length of time in case some people panic and put the money back and saves them a few quid.

Lest we forget: Pardew was quoted as saying by the BBC: "Davide Santon's midfield performance [against Chelsea], forget about what it looked like to the naked eye, his stats were very good, which is great news. It gives us a player we can put in there now."

Not for nufcnick, he likes it.

Surprisingly sensible guidance, I hope the PL and EFL take note. Crack on, minutes silence, black armbands, all that - and just move the MNF game. Easy.

That's never a pen like. Lol at Man U but yet another failure of VAR.

May as well have a dibble on the Man U game seeing as there'll be nae footy for weeks... Dalot/Maguire/Merino 40/1 Lindelof/Casemiro/Gorosabel 85/1 And will be on the in play Ronnie card/goal if Man U need one late on

Jacob Murphy and AAARGH JUST PUT IT IN THE NET!!!

Sensible move, we'll go out of the cup if Gillespie ends up playing. Decent keeper who happened to have his worst nightmare game on the biggest stage in club football.

Rodgers I reckon.

Chelsea look rough here. Just me who thinks Tuchel's spunked loads of cash and not really improved them much?

2+ corners in first ten mins - double on both of the two 17:45 kick offs - 14/1 Chelsea/Dortmund wins with BTTS, 4+ corners for all 4 sides, 1+ card for all 4 sides - 84/1

I think Howe can tell that this lad has ability and is correctly bleeding him in slowly. He'll continue to get minutes as a sub, start in the cups, hopefully by the second half of the season he's broken into the league side as a starter.

I'd have had £50 on Karaev probably.

Smith booked for his first foul coming on fuck off you grey haired prick.

Need O'Nien for £240 here.

0 cards in the match was the value pick with this mad ref.

McNair 2+ shots McNair 1+ shot on target Gewch card 11/1 Card trebles and a quad feat. Cerkin, O'Nien, McNair and Clarke. Stewart and Simms 2+ SOT each 22/1

Really good of PGMOL to provide mental health therapy and counselling for the two poor mites having suffered abuse for being fucking shit at their jobs and ruining thousands of people's weekends up and down the country. Why not go the whole hog and give them a paid week off at a country spa so they can really unwind? What they fail to realise is that if referees were held to account for their shit decision making they'd get a hell of a lot less abuse on Twitter or in public. There's no avenue for people to vent their frustrations officially that'll do any good so they resort to those - not condoning it but it makes perfect sense.

Win. 2-1. Dodgy VAR decisions for both sides again.