Pilko

Bored of telling myself Bruce is holding him back. He's holding all our players back but some of them manage to look vaguely competent occasionally. This lad is fucking garbage.

Death, taxes and three injuries in a home game.

Great save at the end, wrist was made of wet tissue paper for the goal like. Of course, if Bruce had put him back in months ago he'd be fully up to speed again and we might have won.

Predictions "I couldn't fault them the way wuh went about wuh work, in the second half wuh came under the pump a little bit and the goalkeeper kept wuh in it at the end" "Wuh got more up the top end of the pitch today" "Ah've never seen owt like it with the luck wuh're getting with injuries, wuh get some centre halves back and wuh lose wuh strikers. It could only happen to me" "Lots of positives, quietly confident, wuh play like that first half again and wuh'll be okay"

Shit result, if Fulham win tomorrow we're firmly up to our necks in it. Might have known this fat cunt would see us fail to win again and injure more players, but can't wait to hear how it's bad luck and he's never seen the like before.

Well, we've used up our decent half so get ready for the horror show after half time.

Nice work lads who had Elmo

Shelvey and Neves cards 16/1 Almiron and Neto 2+ SOT 18/1 Neves and Willock 2+ SOT 75/1 My picks if they all start.

If you do that on B365 you'll get a shade over £2k and it's on early payout too. Sorry, I did it with bet365 because of the early payout but I only have £1 on it not £2. So aye £1k from £1 I've had a go as well. Here's hoping. Need a Lingard SOT in this 2nd half for £120.

If you do that on B365 you'll get a shade over £2k and it's on early payout too.

Morecambe look an unreal price today, 21/10 away to Mansfield. Cardiff are around 9/5 away at Boro and on a huge winning run. Sunderland and Bolton also on my list. Liam Cooper 2+ SOT after his exploits lately is 13/1 on PP but a stonking 25/1 on Coral. Jesse Lingard (8 SOT in 4 games) is 11/1 to have a pair in the early with Coral (again, PP trailing with an offer of 17/2). Fancy cards in the two later games but of course will await team news. Dallas/Luiz and Shelvey/Neves both at 16s are pencilled in.

aye, Hollywood they ain't, but I quite like all three of them, crucially for this kind of podcast they don't interrupt the guests too often and just let them talk, so many of these the hosts won't shut the fuck up.

Was looking for a Colback card but he's benched. Glenn Murray 2+ SOT at 5/1 seems like great value to me.

Tuanzebe klaxon Just come on at HT. 6/1 the card.

Luke ruins the Ramble for me tbf. Undr the Cosh is my favourite at the minute, depends who they have on of course but if it's a good guest there's some fantastic tales.

Bailly and Merino 13/1 cards

Swear I didn't see this first but I've got Hourihane anytime, Swansea win double at 17/2

Need Savic card for 90 quid now. Would be an unreal night if he could.

Class shout that, I did him 1+ SOT with Armstrong and JWP so here's hoping for that to land. Didn't do the single sadly. This landed, 28/1!

Jerome, Pukki, Mullin & Wyke 34/1 for me

Don't agree, think he's been quiet tbh.

Class shout that, I did him 1+ SOT with Armstrong and JWP so here's hoping for that to land. Didn't do the single sadly.

Alzate and Milivojevic for me 25/1

Aye I listened to that, thought Woodman came across quite well (constantly referring to how shit he was as a player) and the story about Dani Osvaldo kicking him in the bollocks was canny funny. Looking forwards to part 2, as you say, hopefully more Pards stories.

1-3. Two down early doors, scrappy goal from a corner, late one to put it to bed. Bruce to repeat his words from the last 16 games, no pressure from the media/press, roll on to the next losing game.