Pilko

Mbabu assist at 16/1 is canny. Done the double with Pogba at 56/1 also. Small stakes on the below: Dalot, Capoue and Foyth cards 50/1 Kovacic, Alonso and Locatelli cards 73/1 Rudiger, Danilo, Telles and Moreno cards 315/1 Ziyech and Locatelli 2+ SOT each 54/1

Chelsea, Villareal & Barcelona to score 2+ goals and over 1.5s in the Salzburg & Wolfsburg games - 36/1 Few small stake cards bets in the Atalanta game, going to do a few small stake ones later too. Not bothering with any team to win accas etc, feels like a waste of time.

Need to set up a one off game against Young Boys, loser has to fold the club. But then if the winning team celebrates too much they get folded too

Couple of btts that were 2 goals short each tonight and a few quid on City game cards that came to nowt. I didnt have the boost but I'm still furious at that Madrid result. Are accas even worth it? Results are a fucking joke these days, so many mental dickhead results that go against the form of late. By of late I mean the last 2 years

Managed to scrape £10.88 back from my free £5 stake by being shit hot on the button when Welbeck went off. PP are so slow to suspend the betting!

Need a Welbeck SOT for £88 and a Zaha assist for £246.

Went Gallagher assist, Mitchell card 50/1 instead. Zaha goal and assist is 40/1 with VirginBet, huge price and over double everywhere else.

Bissouma card and Zaha assist 31/1 is canny also.

Welbeck & Zaha 2+ SOT at 17/1 is my play if they both start.

Not a surprise whatsoever. He'll only be in jeopardy if we get to another McClaren scenario IMO, February/March and more than 3pts under the red line.

Stonewaller pen that. Mega shirt pull and then a double flying slide kick

Immobile is one of those players who seems to score for fun, until I stick money on him and then he'll miss a hatful like he did today. Kane is the same actually. Got Gueye, Dembele and Medina treble in the French game (1/3). Few cross long shots across the Italian and Spanish games but the odds were pish.

Any tips for Getafe?

Great shout, slung £10 on.

Bit late to it but went Sanchez and White at 25s.

Salisu, JWP and Marcal 85/1 Saiss, Romeu and Livramento 60/1 Hwang & JWP 2+ SOT each 34/1

So great to watch that you can't tear your eyes away and look at the keyboard

What a game this has been. Brentford are incred.

What an utter cunt Klopp is subbing him immediately after that

Usual 1-1, except instead of playing well and failing to win we'll get dicked and spawn a point.

Thanks mate, I am indeed. My biggest winner in about 4 years I think and a great way to end a few lousy weeks of betting form full of near misses!

Manquillo, Ekong and Cathcart 185/1 £5

C Jones and Ajer 85/1 Henry and Noergaard 28/1 Sky SOT boost Salah and Mane 2+ 9/1

Fucking get in. Jared Gillett is a hero. After weeks of 2/3, 3/4 on cards finally a big winner!