Pilko

Scrappy goal but been coming all game that. Italy have been superb.

I know everyone finds the Italians quite tedious, but Spain are somehow even more irritatingly dull.

Italy are 7/2 to win in 90 mins. Great price IMO.

Michael voices the guy in the off-screen "hands up, gimme all your petrol" conversation too, trivia fans.

Brett Emerton on standby.

I've wanted us to sign Dwight Gayle for a few years now. Very good player IMO. Ritchie would be a great addition too. Both could easily be part of the Premier League team if/when we go up

I'm voting Leave in the N-O James Referendum.

He's a defensive midfield player isn't he?

Splinters in his arse against Albania.

Canny little player. I'm pleased for him.

Where's gonna be canny to watch the game in town?

Movable feast what with the Euros being on

The stuff about the training ground reminds me of the Keegan quotes from his first stint as boss, when he talked about "smelling the bleach" and cleaning up the training ground.

I'm sure the craic wasn't even as shit as this during the dull 2009 summer after we got relegated and there wasn't Euros and Olympics or any news at all to occupy us. You're all shit.

Barkley shouldn't be in there.

The last panel fucking hell :lol: Juanfran :lol:

Lower league legend is Bayo.

In

You'd probably be able to find a more appropriate captain by randomly selecting someone from your local supermarket. Decent defender a few years ago but heart the size of a pea. Now kindly fuck off with Taylor and let us rebuild the defence properly

Alnwick was like giving the opposition a two goal head start. The George Boyd goal in the Burnley home game was the biggest crisp packet hands job I've ever seen.

Elliot had some great and shocking games in equal measure. Aside from Darlow's horror show debut at the Hawthorns he was consistently canny in the end of season run in. I'd be looking to give Darlow the shirt in the Championship and challenge him to keep it; he'll become way better than Fat Rob if he gets games.

He's still got to play Premier League football sooner than if he'd carried on wasting his time at a nothing club like Forest. I doubt he or Darlow will be arsed.

Talk about the England squad please.

Get SSN prepped for 7 lads

We need a CB and a striker as it stands IMO.