Pilko

I once hit a lass* with braces in at school. Worst thing I've ever done. The girls were pretty stupid standing behind the goals, like. But still; I felt awful. *With a football. I remember my teacher in Year 4 trying to ban us from playing football in the yard cos some stupid lass decided to play with her skipping rope right behind the goal area of the clearly marked out pitch and got belted in the face with a caser. This resulted in about 15 of us who refused to leave our desks at playtime until they'd reconsider, the head even came in and started booting off at us for not going outside when asked

They'll win the derby cos they've actually found a proper manager (regardless of whether he's any cop or not; he's an actual manager) and we have a crease-faced supply teacher tit in the dugout. I do think Burnley will get a few more wins though so fingers crossed they'll slide anyway.

Bally.

The reason might have something to do with our goalkeeping coach being a fatter, balder Terry Mac.

There's more than one gear?! Yep. Half of our players play like they're on smack, and the other like they're on crystal meth.

The 05/06 ball was the one, like. http://cdn.soccerbible.com/images/archive/10years_Nike_EPL_T90_Aerow_Blue.jpg

Bradford, Roma, Fiorentina, Liverpool 32/1

Dyche is class.

They'll win the derby, get one or two more shitty draws and that will just about scrape them through.

What an absolutely fucking pitiful team selection.

Get in Coneygree!

e/w singles on The Giant Bolster and Lord Windermere. That fucking steward's enquiry last year was a sickener I had a winning reverse forecast worth about £220 which needed the stewards to overturn the result, and they didn't despite a blatantly obvious block. Remember everyone saying in any other race other than the Gold Cup it wouldn't have been allowed to stand.

Same as Cheltenian really, made progress steadily throughout the race but faded like fuck during the final stages.

GW 29 Palace 3-2 QPR Arsenal 2-0 West Ham Leicester 1-0 Hull Sunderland 0-1 Villa West Brom 1-1 Stoke Burnley 1-3 Man City Chelsea 2-1 Southampton Everton 2-0 Newcastle Man U 2-1 Tottenham Swansea 0-3 Liverpool

Cheltenian faded like fuck there, shame. Bookies will be loving that result.

Friday: 14.05 Cheltenian, 14.40 Value at Risk, 15.20 Coneygree 16.00 Noble Prince, 16.40 Roi Des Francs, 17.15 Dresden Both e/w patents.

In this photo he looks like the bloke who played Tariq in Eastenders and 'Gary' in Only Fools http://sueterryvoices.com/images/news/nabil-elouahabi-love-soldiers.jpg

Hostile Fire and Zarib reverse forecast in the 16.40. Also have Buseiness Sivola to keep my one remaining acca alive.

Fuck's sake, Quantatitiveeasing was just starting to challenge and gets fucking knocked off the track

Wednesday: 13.30 Parlour Games, 14.05 Don Poli, 15.20 Sprinter Sacre, 16.00 Quantativeeasing (£1 e/w accumulator) 14.40 Aux Ptit Soins, 16.40 Buiseness Sivola, 17.15 Vigil (75p e/w accumulator) First 5 SP Favourites to be placed (£1 at 33/1) Will possibly look at some small singles as the day progresses. Was up by a fair bit yesterday so don't want to undo too much of my work.

Annie Power, fucking hell

Tuesday: 13.30: Douvan (£10 at 2/1, refunded as free bet if loser) 13.30: L'ami Serge, 14.40 Ned Stark, 15.20 The New One, 16.40 Sego Success (50p e/w acca + 10p e/w Lucky 15) 14.40: What a Warrior (50p e/w) 15.20: Faugheen, 16.00: Swing Bowler, 16.40: Vivaldi Collonges (20p e/w trixie) 17.15: Leap Dearg, Knock House (50p e/w Reverse Forecast)

Thought you went to Cambridge?

After watching Peter Wright's last two performances, I've just taken him at 2/1 to win the final.

Whist both were clearly mis-steps, it's a bit harsh comparing Butt and Smith in the same breath IMO. Butt at least had a good 12 month spell in his time here (after he came back from Birmingham) and offered some moderate leadership abilities; Smith was somewhere between anonymous and fucking dire in every game he played in, other than the Arsenal 1-1 home game under Allardyce.