Pilko

Mental to think that Fabio Rochemback was in that team like.

He'll be replaced in the side by Anita and Sissoko will take the number 10 role. Can't wait to see that fail and then hopefully the knives will be out. Really hope this unfortunate injury for Siem de Jong (get well soon etc) comes around to fuck Pardew hard in the mouth.

Better than nowt.

England to score a pen £1 on for £7.50 return 0-4 corners in the England game £1 on for £41 return England -1 Germany -1 Morocco -1 £1 on for £23.63 return

£2 free bet on England + BTTS Germany + BTTS Morocco + BTTS Rep Ireland + BTTS Returns £470.50

Hope he slates the fuck out of Pardew now.

If Mick Lowes is propping up the bar, I think it would probably take enough nuclear holocausts to wipe out the cockroach population to knock it over.

Hang on. I'm not even watching/following this shite other than on here... is the deadline not 11pm anymore? (all jokes about Spurs/Harry etc aside)

Ben Arfa arrives at Hull training ground at 11.01pm http://homerize.com/_framegrabs/9F10/fg_159.jpg "I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut, sorry"

Kinnear provided another timely dose of lowering expectations, and all it cost us was a bit of beer money.

I would take 35 more league defeats and a relegation if it got rid of this prick.

Hope he goes to Hull and tears it up, Pardew is sacked by Christmas and he makes a triumphant return to the first team in January.

Having missed the last few hours: does it look like he'll be going to Hull or is it just a bid/interest without much behind it?

The clip of Charlie Nicholas. I'm sitting here and I'm thinking "where's your shirt and tie, Charlie?"

I really, really, really hope Coloccini decides to have one of his homesickness headfucks tomorrow morning.

Better yet would be a forward who he's begged Mike to sign who turns out to be just as duff as the rest of them.

Ben Arfa allegedly told Pardew "you've fucking ruined him" re: MYM, so this deal is basically an admission that HBA was dead right.

Well, you can't accuse us of doing nothing.

Hopefully he'll go over there, do really well, and by the time the loan is done Pardew is gone and we retain him.

Can't see Nastasic happening, like. He'll go somewhere else, but probs not Arsenal and Tottenham.

Look at me, look at me, I don't know the price of a Boots meal deal. Pathetic. He doesn't know that Jim is traditionally saved for the last two or three hours of the deadline, either. Poor effort all round.

Craigy peddling the line that we're not done yet, and all he can be arsed to come up with is Defoe ffs.

Gouffran still wouldn't be able to do owt as a left-winger against that team.

Coates :lol:

Never given a chance. Another damning piece of evidence that we've absolutely ruined this fella and retained Steven frigging Taylor again.